coanostrokus

A momentary lapse in judgement or thought due to temporary down-syndrome; momentary coanocytis; see coanocytis for more details

*Coan returns pickle ball to stranger and stranger thanks him*

Coan: "You're good. Thank you."

Grant: "Doge, did you just have a coanostrokus?!"

by tankusdaddius999 April 27, 2023

Chopanomics

the science of spinning the perfect chop ratio's.

after 7 years of smoking like a mad cunt since I was 11, I have received my degree in Chopanomics

by beugcitymate May 8, 2023

Bi-Companiual

When an individual or group can't decide on one name for a company, therefore choosing more than one name. This usually happens in time of transitions or mergers.

3 major examples of Bi-Companiualism would be FedEx-Kinkos (merger), Cingular-AT&T (transition), and & Entertainment-denver2night.com (transition)

by Daniel Patrickk October 7, 2007

Coitus Companions

A more sophisticated and likeable way of saying "fuck buddies". Usually people who are "fuck buddies" aren't really friends. "coitus companions" are when two really close friends fuck on the random occasions that they see each other.

"Yo! Chris and Khia are more like coitus companions instead of fuck buddies."

by The Mad Crazy Hatter June 9, 2013

evening companion

The person you spend time with on a particular evening.

I went to the Carly Rae Johnson concert with my evening companion.

by baked-lit-chick January 16, 2016

phone company

To call someone when you need a friend to come over and keep you company. Good or bad .

Bucky phone company for his party tonight , ya'll going?

by cool brezze September 1, 2016

brain company

when one is receiving fellatio and a second fellator joined, they are said to be keeping each other in 'brain company'

Dude, Tonya was just watching the whole time, until her and Andrea formed The Brain Company

by definitelynotrussell January 17, 2017