Coconut Malled

(Verb) The action to play the Coconut Mall music at others.

aka Nintendo rickrolling.

I just Coconut Malled someone online!

by beluga the suzzi cat June 4, 2023

coconut bo

The best bo burnham cult ever

"Hey did you see cannesb3ans new coconut bo vid?" "Yeah she my favorite mutual!"

by strawberrymommymilk September 12, 2021

coconuts on sandy beaches

Boobs on salty bitches.

You should have seen the coconuts on that sandy beach. Do you like coconuts on sandy beaches?

by ellaly.rose July 18, 2018

Coconut Malled

is when someone actually just get trolled by a man who earrapes you with coconut while in a mall

" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLEDDDD. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM.

by Marcopion November 20, 2022

coconut

a type of deez nuts.
(/j it’s a fruity fruit)

“ The coconut nut is a big big nut if you eat room much to get very fat, now da coconut nut is a giant nut but this delicious nut, is not a nut it’s a coco fruit, it’s a coco fruit, of the coco tree, of the coco tree, from the coco palm family!! There are so many uses of the coconut tree you can build a bigger house for the family!!”

by theresa coconut June 4, 2021

falling coconut

When you poop out of a palm tree on someone's face.

Shit. I just got hit by a falling coconut on tue beach.

by Mintberrycrunch756 November 20, 2017

Coconut head

Incredibly stupid person, slang used in Nigeria

Esther is such a coconut head, she never listens

by drake'sdaddy April 3, 2024