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Cleveland steamer

When a guy takes a dump on a girls chest and then proceedes to titty bang her.
That cleveland steamer sure was nasty to Sarah, but she likes it better than a dirty sanchez.
by TheBig Lebowski August 1, 2009
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Clever Black

Noun.)

An "educated" black person that goes against the grain and has the temerity to constantly criticise and even vote against a "stupid" Black-Majority government. They look down upon anything that is non-conforming to their new-found whiteness and elitism. They are forever ready to challenge black authority, while at the same time they cower and grin at the white man.

They may be found as part of "woke-twitter" or calling on 702 radio, bitterly complaining about elected black leaders.

As a general rule they vehemently deny the existence of White Monopoly Capital.
You can never trust a Clever Black.
by BlackWisdom November 13, 2017
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cleveland shag nasty

described as a dirty ole' whore or homo who gives multiple cleveland steamers to different partners each night without washing their asses leaving a crusty dried mess for the next person.
bernard felt heart broken and sorrowful when he discovered the crusty shit stains all over george's ass and realized that he had been giving everyone in town a cleveland shag nasty! (they are now divorced)
by street whiz September 27, 2011
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Clever Fish Syndrome

A mental disease whereby the person has all the mental affects that would grant him/her a photographic memory, but they also suffer from all the mental aspects of amnesia, rendering him/her normal in terms of memory capability. The name of this syndrome derives from a real situation in which a fish know as "Goldy" would learn things incredibly fast (such as Einsteins Theory of Relativity and Triganometory) but would forget them in the following seven seconds.
"I can remember what songs were played on my 3rd birthday but unfortunately I suffer from Clever Fish Syndrome and as such I have forgetten."

"Goldy learnt how to turn lead into gold today, all though his fish brain forgot how to do this with 10 seconds"
by Lindley July 4, 2006
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Cleveland Sideslapper

When the female vagina has become loose because of overusage the sides of the vagina flaps as she walks. Science has shown that all girls in cleveland have loose pussies.
Her cleveland sideslapper hit me in the face and gave me a black eye.
by Ramchargerz April 27, 2009
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Cleveland, Ohio

1. n. The city that God forgot. Population is afflicted with a group inferiority complex that results in extreme anxiety and skepticism whenever one of its sports teams is in national spotlight, resulting in a colossal sports choke.

2. v. To be forgotten by God.
1. Mayor: Dear God, please help my city.
God: what city is that, your honor?
Mayor: Cleveland, Ohio.
God: Ummm, Cleveland? Oh, yeah, I forgot about your city. SORRY.

2. Captain, we're sinking fast. The Titanic has been Clevelanded.
by Ricksick December 30, 2010
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Cleveland Raincheck

When you go home with a fugly chick and begin to sober up you realize you can't sleep with this girl. When she goes to the restroom to prepare herself for sex, you pull the sheets and covers down, dump all over the bed and pull the sheets back to cover your crap. Then run like hell!
Last night this chick took me home and as soon as she went to the bathroom i left her a cleveland raincheck in her bed!
by mcsruff_dog September 27, 2010
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