clart

A fart cloud. The cloud of air surrounding someone who is expelling gas. A bubble of fart-smelling air.

Sadie had eaten some beans for lunch, and as a result, Cade had to suffer in her clart while they watched TV together with their two dogs, Clyde and Libby.

by hannah16banana July 11, 2016

Warm Cleatus

When a cold henry is warmed up either by the enviroment or artificially. Will not perform like a cold henry.

-Dag sonny my cold henrys all turned into warm cleatuses
-Well you shouldn't leave them around the house like that when the thermostat is turned up

by Matt Bianca January 3, 2006

Certifiably Insane

A degrading term that stubborn girls say to get under your skin about a mental disorder, or perhaps you went to the mental hospital for help.

Your girlfriend is certifiably insane, shes incrediable because of how crazy she really is.

by MRS. Caitlin Crisis June 2, 2015

cert

To certify or to show off something for example your wealth.

Damn these new loafers I bought cert my pocket.

by Forces July 20, 2006

Clarting

When a girl (usually fat) farts so hard that her clit vibrates so intensely that she has an orgasm.

"Dude, did you hear about Bertha in class yesterday? She was clarting so hard her buttons flew off. She got me in the back of the head!"

by GardenGnomeX September 23, 2009

clart

To come up from behind an unsuspecting person and drag your knuckles against their ear repeatedly out of camaraderie. A good clart is defined as one in which each knuckle makes a distinctive "thud" sound. Occasionally the person's head is seized with one arm while the other hand makes the clarting motion.

Variations on the standard clart are the "Rapid Fire Clart" (AKA Power Clart) in which the knuckle striking action is repeated at a fast rate, the "Tremor Clart" in which the ear is actually siezed between the knuckles and jiggled, and the "Foreign Object Clart" in which the knuckles are substituted with any object conveniently laying around. Clarts are highly subjective to the skill and style of the clarter, and many variations exist which have not yet been documented.

Frenchie was doing a good job at work, and Bob honored him with the traditional Four-Fingered Clart.

by Jules_Verne December 15, 2008

clart

Someone whocomes up with a subject which quite literally is FUCKING STUPID, but also who fails to see that the statement he has uttered makes us want to tie him to a lamppost and leave him there on his own in the rain . He alsohas the personality of a road cone.

Ben: Lets steal a car
Dean + Dan + Ben: Shut the fuck up you clart
(ben walks behind and smoke, SILENTLY cos he knows fucking better)

by Ben, Dean and Dan September 26, 2006