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chuckable

a girl who is both cubby and fuckable
hey dude what do you think of adele? eh shees chuckable
by dragongolfer94 November 18, 2012
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Chuck Klosterman

Chuck Klosterman is a bearded North-American bespectacled gopher, journalist for various magazines and the author of books of pop-culture analysis such as Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs. Often called the "angsty novelty-scholar nephew of Hunter S. Thompson" by no one, Klosterman picks up subjects such as movies, serial killers, 80's glam-metal and television where bored suburban teenagers left off and entertains his own witty opinions as creative subject matter.
His books can be found in the backpacks of most hipster photography majors and cited on blogs.

Klosterman is important in the world of pop-literature by ensuring the millions of trivia-surfing, internet-era college students that their sweeping opinions of today's culture based on surface-medias is damn good enough to be a well-rounded human.
Woody Allen surely could not have done Chuck's job any better.
Liam: "I never realized how whimsical it could be to talk about John Wayne Gacy but Chuck Klosterman makes it so easy you'd think the guy was as cool to have met as Elvis!"
Chadley: "Right?? Want to come over later and watch the John Stuart show, some George Lopez standup and Carl Sagan lectures??"
Liam: "Fraid not, bro, Matilda and I have plans to smoke a bowl and go to a thrift store to people watch for the lulz."
by pynchin February 2, 2013
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chuck a length

To initiate coitus when time is of the essence.
See "quickie"
Can be used in a tactless attempt at seduction but often resulting in rejection
First usage of term was overheard in a church pew in Brussels
1. "Do you fink I might chuck a length love before the bus gets here?"

2. "You wouldn't believe it but the bird let me chuck a length in her arse before high tea"
by Ginalee83 January 13, 2014
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chuck overton

A bad odor commonly associated with yeast infections.
Someone smells like chuck overton around here.
by chubby willy fingers July 17, 2014
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chucaque

the bad spirits that cause shame
the painful feeling when you get caught "with your pants down" or when speaking ill of the person who is standing behind you.
"My boss is a total a-hole" he said, and then suffered chucaque when he discovered his boss was standing behind him.
by DrWordie April 23, 2016
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Chuck Bunny

A person who dates or has sexual relations with Chuckwagon and Chariot drivers for their own benefit.
Look at that girl, she's such a chuck bunny. She only sleeps with them so she can look important.
by Wagonchick1999 July 11, 2016
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Chuck neurosis

Neurosis of the infinite kind. The Alpha and Omega of Neurosis. The self induced, interconnected, interstellar particle of Neurosis from which all Neurosis stems.
When the turns green... The lantern burns bright...you suffer neurosis and master it. You become a sensei of Neurosis, and then you take a big draw on life and Chuck Neurosis faces you!
by 12th Dan Neurosis March 15, 2017
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