Chapter Stealer

Someone who reads a book/magazine at the bookstore but does not buy the book.

Aunty Beef: Just went and read 4 chapters of PRide and Prejudice, pretty good stuff. Was $2 short of buying it. Will go back tomorrow. Maybe I should just sit in the bookshop and read a few chapters each lunchtime and save myself $9.90

Toof: You are a dirty Chapter Stealer.

by rainbowfizz October 21, 2004

Choating

The act of overly and unnecessarily checking on someone or something.

If you sit a pan of cookies in the oven, and check them every 30 seconds for the entire 45 minutes it takes to bake them, then you are Choating the cookies.

Quit Choating me over the report. It will get done when it's done. GEEZ!

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 20, 2008

Chontrese

A kind hearted person, who will always be there for you. She is loving and honest.

I want a friend like Chontrese.

by 00987643456 February 12, 2009

choiter

When you get a big pimple in your chode area and it grows to the size of a goiter...

OMG.. last night I popped my puss filled choiter! And now I can't sit because it's so big!

by Justin the Great July 28, 2010

chaptitude

the foresight and natural, well honed ability for doing all things chap'like at all times regardless of weather conditions, political stance or job description.

Rupert - "My my old boy you're dressed well but appear to be missing your handkerchief. What happened to it?"

Tarquin - "I gave it to that rapscallion to wipe his face down after we threw it down in fisticuffs behind the Dog and Duck."

Rupert - "What chaptitude you have sir."

Tarquin - "Indeed."

by wookiedai September 13, 2011

Chop

to smoke a Blunt that's not the full size length

We didn't have enough tree to fill up the swisher so I ripped the blunt inhalf and made it a fat chop

by ThizzBitch August 2, 2012

chapter 53

Read Blood Bank.

Man, that Yaoi was sick. Especially chapter 53.

by Don't judge me man August 21, 2017