chit chopper

A wire coat hanger crafted in a manner to allow the "chopping" of turds which are too large to be flushed down the drain.

Mother of God. Look at that Monster. Honey, will you bring me the chit chopper?

by Daddy's home August 15, 2009

a Cooper witt

A tool of a person, who gererally resembles the character caillou from the kids show. Also a person who tends to try and use urban dictionary definitions as pick up lines. Generally good at football, but a total tool none the less.

"Dude did you see that guy who looks like that kid from that PBS cartoon try and use an urban dictionary definition as a pick up line?

Yeah, he's pretty good at football...

Pfff...What a Cooper witt."

by copper witt October 21, 2010

Cheese Chopper

One who has extreme flatulence. The farts tend to smell like salami and rotten cheese.

Yo cheese chopper, crack the window that fart smells like rotten cheese and salami.

by Giantsandpiper May 25, 2011

poppy cooper

Poppy cooper, an irish looking short brunette, covered in freckles. She loves to look individual and stand out from the crowd, often wearing leggins and cute tee's. She has a thing for guys with swept hair and are musically talented. Poppy herself a fantastic musical talents and often get picked for lead role in plays. She is one of the bestest friends you could ever get, filling your world with fun and energy.

'Hey look it's poppy cooper'

'She so pretty, urh lets cut her head off'

by mysterious derek October 22, 2012

melissa cooper

The most amazing woman in the world, she married Jeff Cooper and gave birth to Alice Cooper.

Guy 1: Yo dude, it's Melissa Cooper.
Guy 2: yea, she's amazing.

by Jethrobodine September 20, 2013

jeg chopper dig

a famous qoute from Yahya Hassan, that means you want to kill/stab them

Person A: Your mom is fat
Person B: Jeg chopper dig

by Jepskii June 20, 2016

Amy Cooper'd

To be falsely accused of criminal behaviour in retaliation for challenging misbehaviour whilst black.

Lance: "Look Antwon, the police are here!"

Antwon: "Damnit, I knew I shouldn't have told that Caucasian person to stop driving on the wrong side of the road"

Lance: "Looks like we got Amy Cooper'd."

by nameintweets_shutup May 27, 2020