Chandler

The act of dating one's partner for an extremely long time, only to propose after decades. A comparatively brief engagement ensues, the wedding happening so soon after that many of the guests don't have time to bring a gift.

"Chandler? I barely even know her! We've only been dating for 23 years... "

by Heater Beater October 9, 2019

Chandelier

Ugliest kid you will ever meet, she is very honest to people even if it’s not a good honesty. Don’t get her pissed off or she will go haywire on yo ass. She’s not talented what so ever so don’t try, also don’t bug her!

Chandelier is always so mad looking

by choochoo_thomas_the_train October 17, 2019

Chandler

One of the nicest people you'll meet! She will totally say yes if you ask her out!

Guy 1: You should ask Chandler out, dude!
Guy 2: NAHHH she'll totally reject!
Chandler: No, I'll go out with you!

by thicccone October 25, 2019

Chandler

Someone who is very accustomed to losing competitions repeatedly.

1: “She was the first to lose!”
2: “Oh my god she’s such a chandler!”

by Mayoisaninstrument November 28, 2019

Chandelier Bush

The chandelier bush, is when a slutty Mexican grows out her thick haired pubes down along her strap on white bread stick. The hairs can move on command with her pores. The chandelier bush is normally used as a weapon to kill any Arabian terrorists coming to take their land. They stretch there coochy cunts and let the hairs grab the Arabians mouth and insert the white BATON. The Arabian immediately decides to give into the chandelier bushes power. The hairs go so far down his throat and pull out his dick from the inside effectively murdering is brown ass. Be aware.......... because if you get bushed...... your dick gets flushed...

Goof; ALLAAAAA HOOOO AKBAAAAAARRRR GIVE ME YOUR LAND

maldra; CHANDELIER BUSH, ATTTACK

Good; GLACKGLACK GLACK FUCKKKKK WRONG MOVE.

by goochy goochy December 4, 2019

Chandler’d

The act of constantly and continuously showing up until the girl or guy you want gives up and agrees to be with you.

He Chandler’d me down and I agreed to go hiking with him.

by buttholejoe January 21, 2020

Chandler

The one person who would never leave you for anyone because he will love you no matter what. He is the cutest person ever and will tell you how beautiful you are everyday. He will always cuddle you and want to be near you. He is the best boyfriend someone could ask for. you will fall in love with him instantly. Although he does have a dark side.He is often the most broken person you could ever meet, he usually suffers years of mental abuse or loss. You'll want to keep a close eye on him because he is most likely insane. He is the kind of person who you never want to leave because you will never find anybody else like him. If you get yourself a Chandler you should never let them go because you will never find somebody better than him.

look at him in the corner... he looks so alone hes probably Chandler

by RoxySixJackson March 5, 2020