by popisdead February 17, 2005
Get the Bill Clinton mug.1. A female or dog that literally physically holds onto you.
2. The worst case of a relationship or not actually a relationship 70% of the time. It starts off like any other relationship but the early symptoms are steep curve of attraction for the clinger so say they the subject female instantly wants a sexual relationship, they claim to love you, they quite literally fill your inbox or txt you at least 20 times a day up to 999 in severe cases though less is still subjected to extreme cases of anxiety, guilt and panic attacks, if your like me and already have anxiety you'll want to pay attention to the anti-clingy-female kit.
-Anti-anxiety agents like alcoholic beverages, xanax, etc. this will suppress your stress.
-Your cellphone carriers block number list
-Facebook privacy modifications
-Turn phone off in severe cases
2. The worst case of a relationship or not actually a relationship 70% of the time. It starts off like any other relationship but the early symptoms are steep curve of attraction for the clinger so say they the subject female instantly wants a sexual relationship, they claim to love you, they quite literally fill your inbox or txt you at least 20 times a day up to 999 in severe cases though less is still subjected to extreme cases of anxiety, guilt and panic attacks, if your like me and already have anxiety you'll want to pay attention to the anti-clingy-female kit.
-Anti-anxiety agents like alcoholic beverages, xanax, etc. this will suppress your stress.
-Your cellphone carriers block number list
-Facebook privacy modifications
-Turn phone off in severe cases
Kill me now I just accidentally caught a clingy-female in the ocean of woman. Fuck...brb throwing phone into wall and downing half a bottle of k-pins.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 February 20, 2011
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by tyltalis February 11, 2015
Get the clingy mug.If accused of a Beghazi conspiracy, blame it as a right wing conspiracy, and cover it up finishing like a Hillary Clinton.
by dhart Magnet May 17, 2016
Get the hillary clinton mug.God Damn good man. Helped our economy, great speaker, and showed that you can ger some in the office, even if from some fat intern
by ass hat December 5, 2004
Get the Bill Clinton mug.A President who liberals admired for reasons I cannot understand. Evidence of how backwards America has gotten if this guy gets slapped with the "librul" tag:
1. He signed the DMCA.
2. He actively supported DOMA.
3. He escalated the fascist War on Drugs.
4. He insituted an extremely regressive grocery tax as governor of Arkansas.
5. He was an imperialist.
6. The only thing good about him is that his opponents were even more evil.
1. He signed the DMCA.
2. He actively supported DOMA.
3. He escalated the fascist War on Drugs.
4. He insituted an extremely regressive grocery tax as governor of Arkansas.
5. He was an imperialist.
6. The only thing good about him is that his opponents were even more evil.
Bill Clinton represnts how pathetic America has become, especially concerning that his opponents were even more bigoted and puritanical.
by jj_frap November 13, 2006
Get the Bill Clinton mug.1.man who can bomb the counrty of Iraq twice in 4 years and place 125,00 troops in the Gulf area and declare no act of war.
2.man who betrayed his country and likes mcdonalds french fries but doesnt inhale pot.
3.tricky bastard.
2.man who betrayed his country and likes mcdonalds french fries but doesnt inhale pot.
3.tricky bastard.
by Jim Ignatauski August 29, 2005
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