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Chubb Cakes

the little pudge that men have in their mid section, usually enough to grab when they are not expecting it. People named Aamir usually have this little extra. its fun to call them chubb cakes in an annoying voice. they like to hit migits
-hey hey aamir
-wat?
-CHUBB CAKES!!!! *grab the chubb
-STOOOOPPPP!!!
Chubb Cakes by Yiv January 14, 2010
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ho-cakes 

A crazy word that a MANIAC made up because he is SO jealous that the word HALLEJUICE was invented before this fugly word, HO-CAKES, which neab bryon.
what us a ho-cakes? bryon! because HE made it.

taking cakes

Violent or aggressive intercourse, esp. when in reference to doggy style. Origin is unknown, but its use is most commonly found in Merced, CA.

The term can also describe a random, often-stealthy attack on a freshman football player at his locker perpetrated by one or more members of the Varsity team. The cause of the assault varies; the most common motives are unprovoked malice and the need to silence a freshman who had previously been talking smack. The cakes in question are often taken on the locker room floor, but can also be taken on a bench, in the showers, standing up, against a wall, against the lockers, etc. This form of cake takeage involves no actual penetration; the victim is merely dry-humped for a short amount of time, usually a few seconds.
Varsity player sails over bank of lockers, landing on a freshman player. The Varsity player proceeds to hump the freshman, effectively taking cakes.
taking cakes by OKEEG January 9, 2006

meaty cakes

Hostess Twinkies manually filled with greasey pork sausage
The man ate far too many meaty cakes.
meaty cakes by Otis Cooper March 19, 2003

Sran Cakes 

The breakfast snack of sriggers. Eaten with marmalade, on a monorail, while speaking sribonics.
Mernon says: M'naah, those m'naahing Sran Cakes m'naah m'naah good. I wamanah m'naah I had me some Srorange Juice to washamanamah it damanahwamadaaaa SHAAAT!

Me: Mernon, you're such a goddam srigger ass srig.
Sran Cakes by Srig-o-rama December 1, 2003

Busting Cakes 

On-going release of large amounts of nasty gas while engaged in physical activity.
In grade school during recess I participated in a pick up game of basketball. During a full court press my buddy Dale detected that someone was Busting Cakes.
Busting Cakes by Max Coleman July 18, 2008

gnarley cakes 

(adjective) Normally used to describe the snow or weather conditions on a ski mountain when they become stormy, windy, icy, extremely cold or otherwise particularly difficult. Used by snowboarders and some skiiers. Linguists studying the term have concluded that it likely originated in the Sierra Nevada Mountain Range ski towns during late 2007 towards the end of the Hummer H2 age and was primarily used by resort industry instructors at June Mountain, California.
Whoa man, you had better suit up.... it's turning gnarley cakes out there.