Brett Oakes

If his name is Brett, you already know he has a horse cock. If he’s an Oakes, you know he fucks bitches. If his name is Brett Oakes, his cock is the longest and girthiest schlong ever. You know this mf fucks bitches. He’s Probaly out there fuckin ur girl rn. Not to mention his ass must be fatter then fucking Lana Rhodes. His ass is for sure juicy and grumpcious.

“I would let Brett Oakes fuck the shit out of me”
“Brett Oakes ass is fatter then Lizzo”

by Baudhaxhzuhzha November 25, 2021

The “Brett Cut”

A certain hairstyle that resembles a military haircut with the addition of bangs that are 1/16 inch in length

Bro Jett’s hair is getting way too long. I think he needs to get The “Brett Cut”

by Gobgogabgalab January 25, 2021

Brett pegger

A person Who is Madly obsessed with Brett hand (Inside job- Netflix Show) , Has multiple “Brett” pleasure toys, And does not take care Of them self, (AKA) gets a lot of infections from not Disinfecting their toys.

For example-“did you see Brett Peggers New post?”

“Woah look what Brett Pegger did now!”

by yarharhar November 13, 2023

Brett

The best person

As known as Kankerbrot

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: That's brett aka kankerbrot

by Kankerbredie December 13, 2019

Brett

A male that secretes an excessive amount of cheese.

Hey, did you get that cheese from Brett?

by J Topel November 22, 2021

Brett temple

Brett is a handsome young man that been into football since a little boy he the sweetest ever he loved money and fast cars brett also is a loving person

I love brett temple ❤️

by Miasia July 26, 2023

Brett

A dirty slimy weasel

I made a bet, but I won’t pay because I Brett

by Words be real October 19, 2023