Bloody Crumpet

When you give a girl oral when she's on her period.

Guy 1: Damn, I had to give my girl head last night, but she's on her period!
Guy 2: So it was a bloody crumpet?

by cityondown123426 June 2, 2008

Bloody Vagina

a cocktail similar to a bloody marry, but made with wine instead.

bar tender: what do you want?

tom: ill have a Bloody Marry

bar tender: were outta vodka.

tom: then make it a Bloody Vagina

by rancidbeef54 April 9, 2010

bloody windsock

This is when the anal lining is pulled out due to blunt trauma. The lining then hangs limp resembling a bloody wind sock.

Steve split Roger open like a coconut to celebrate President's Day. Things got out of hand and Roger had to go to the ER for a bloody windsock.

by Chode Warrior 81 March 10, 2014

Bloody Teabag

Basically when you dip your balls in a girls vagina well she has her period.

Geo: I gave my girl a Bloody Teabag last night
Nathan: Gnarly bro

by Meadows007 August 24, 2016

bloody corndog

Dipping your dick into batter and then fucking a girl while she's on her period

I never liked having sex while she was on her period until she let me perform the bloody corndog, which was goddamn hilarious.

by Captain Silver42 June 16, 2011

bloody cockslap

When you cockslap someone, with blood on your penis.
The blood can be period blood, blood from getting circumcised, etc.

Jeremy told Sarah, " Let me bloody cockslap that ass!"

by bloodyphantomofthorns July 9, 2016

The Bloody Diarrhea

The Bloody Diarrhea is a drink prepared by melting two heath klondike bars in the microwave and pouring it into a red solo cup. Another preparation method is to add a 1/2 cup of grenadine to the beverage.

The Bloody Diarrhea is shitty.

by Boobs are squishy October 31, 2021