This club has the most electric and passionate fans (mainly stinky Indians) who would die for their shit club. They play in yellow, like a fucking bee. This club has not won shit and is referred to by any conscious football fans by the kerala bottlers. Their best player is called Luna, however this guy is no better than the average Indian tech support. He will do fuck all every single game but will still achieve fans player of the match on onefootball. This team is the sort of team to stop you watching a football game due to their poor quality performances.
Harry: Who’s playing in the isl today? I bet it’s gonna be a good game…
Me: Oh fuck me it’s the kerala blasters, ain’t nobody watching that shit.
Rupert: I might 🤓
Me: Oh fuck me it’s the kerala blasters, ain’t nobody watching that shit.
Rupert: I might 🤓
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