Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys is a grammar school in Salisbury, Wiltshire. It is the home to a (not so) fine assortment of posh bellends and miscellaneous twats gathered from the south western Wiltshire area.
Many of these said bellends twats try (and fail) to woo the finest of south wilts grammar school for girls. This generally ends up badly.
It has an air of superiority to other schools simply because it has a slogan written in latin
The place is falling apart despite what the commoners in other local (peasant) schools think.
Its teachers are a mixed lot, many of the teachers’ hairlines can be measured with sin cos and tan and
it also features the only currently know wheelchair bound PE teacher
Seriously, don’t go there, its not worth having to learn latin and getting tenderly but firmly pegged by your peers just to say you go to Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys.
Home of at least 4 confirmed pedos and one serial urinal shitter, it proudly brings the values of toxic masculinity into the 21st century.
Many of these said bellends twats try (and fail) to woo the finest of south wilts grammar school for girls. This generally ends up badly.
It has an air of superiority to other schools simply because it has a slogan written in latin
The place is falling apart despite what the commoners in other local (peasant) schools think.
Its teachers are a mixed lot, many of the teachers’ hairlines can be measured with sin cos and tan and
it also features the only currently know wheelchair bound PE teacher
Seriously, don’t go there, its not worth having to learn latin and getting tenderly but firmly pegged by your peers just to say you go to Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys.
Home of at least 4 confirmed pedos and one serial urinal shitter, it proudly brings the values of toxic masculinity into the 21st century.
Person 1: do you go to Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys?
Person 2: yeah…
Person 1: oooh I hope you didn’t get felt up by Diddy Morgan
Person 2: yeah…
Person 1: oooh I hope you didn’t get felt up by Diddy Morgan
by PleasepegmyDiddyMorgan May 6, 2025
Get the Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boysmug. Super ugly, no bitches, tall, weak, nerdy, socially awkward, massive penis and hates people. He definitely will pull if wasn't so afraid of women
you look like such a Bishop
by Virgultum_vr June 13, 2024
Get the Bishopmug. The proper name(which itself sounds marvelous) of the only girl in the world. Awesome and brilliant, this girl turns the most terrible thing into the best thing ever. Once you know her, you can't imagine the rest of your life without her. She is so beautiful and smart, that you cannot be indifferent to her presence. There's no actual definition to her name, as it is something you feel, not formulate an opinion about. An advice: don't let her know you like her so soon, and be the best you can to her.
by Jo'ves March 8, 2017
Get the Josie Bishopmug. Bishop Kearney High School is a comedy show, I mean it’s a high school located in Rochester, NY. The school over-praises the cocky hockey fucks that act like they’re better than you in every way possible even though they’re mouth-breathing neanderthals that walk around the school with a hockey puck in their hand or a stick up their ass. They constantly post the hockey losers D7 commitments but will not post you on their social media pages if you’re not a hockey player. The school has no real educational value and one of their biggest rules is no phones during lunch which isn’t even their best joke yet. The faculty isn’t too bad, some of the teachers have no idea what a worksheet is and just constantly give you online work without teaching you, such as the high school religion teacher. The students are a mix of being nerds, trannies or wannabe gangbangers who act tough even though they’re attending a private school and are 15 years old. They’re worried more about the dresscode than their actual educational value and they think that if you wear the same oxford shirt and khaki pants every day, it’s “preparing“ you for college, which is in fact a lie. I’ll leave you to figure out BK’s biggest problem if you dare attend this clown preparatory school but I don’t recommend it because they don’t care about their actual students, only the ones that leave every week to to play a game of stick and puck with the boys and get waxed in the state finals.
Bishop Kearney High School: Usually brought up in a conversation about schools, one would normally react surprised and dumbfounded that someone can be as crazy to attend this school.
Guy 1: Bishop Kearney High School
Guy 2: LOL
Guy 1: Bishop Kearney High School
Guy 2: LOL
by DavidKrappenschitz October 3, 2022
Get the Bishop Kearney High Schoolmug. The proper name of the only girl in the world. Awesome and brilliant, this girl turns the most terrible thing into the best thing ever. Once you know her, you can't imagine the rest of your life without her. She is so beautiful and smart, that you cannot be indifferent to her presence. An advice: don't let her know you like her so soon.
by Jo'ves March 7, 2017
Get the Josie Bishopmug. by anonymous November 2, 2023
Get the bishop dubourgmug. The act of shaving and adorning the male member with glitter and jewels to improve its attractiveness.
John usually spent his Saturday afternoons blinging the bishop ready for an evening of mad debauchery...
by shane ye January 24, 2011
Get the Blinging The Bishopmug.