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Ben

by Greenback 99 January 10, 2017
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Ben

A gay, fat, and overall annoying dude.
"Dude, Ben is so fat." -Everyone
by A_guy_who_knows June 9, 2019
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Ben

One who gets leeched onto
That guy must be a Ben, people are always leeching him.
by troyez February 13, 2010
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Ben

1:(n) (pr) (abr) short for the English name Benjamin.

2: Code for cheauvenistic male pig.

Has nothing going for his life.

Says he hates skinny girls, but won't date you if you are not to his specifications. I.e.: he may as well get a blow up doll, they are easy to cheat on, and you can get them just how you want them and you don't have to mandate that they look like a Chinese Crested! (Hair on head. Thats about it.)

Likes to waste time chasing tail, even while in a relationship. Cheats on his girlfriends with one particular ex.

Will always claim it's the female that is crazy, even after he has strung her along for 5 months or however long. But he can do and feel anything he wants: like Cartman.

Oh, and don't move in with him then break up. He will have an ex over to drink & fuck almost immediately, even if you were together for a year and he appeared changed.

He will also tell you he loves you, break up with you the following day, and tell you he hates you.

He is a bipolar fuck who has attachment issues, a diseased dick (which is not very large contrary to popular belief - aside from the fact that if you don't know how to use said cock, it's length and girth are null and void), and an impossibly immature attitude.

So, that said, beware.
by dont ask, dont tell August 2, 2011
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Ben

Stupid little idiot with stupid little toes and stupid like face and stupid little eyes and stupid fricken idiot lame gross icky ears
Person 1: Fuck! It’s the Loch Ness monster!
Person 2: No it’s Ben’s stinky and hairy toes
by I love derik June 16, 2021
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Ben

Oh yea I know Ben! I fuckin hate him
by Double ender December 10, 2018
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Ben

A straight up pussy who drinks his boyfriends cum after he hears it up for an hour and he normally someone who walks around with his penis tucked in his ass
Your a total ben
by Jamesw115 March 30, 2019
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