dashan baptism

dashan is such a nerd and he gets no tings, he is unknown

"did u hear about that Dashan baptism kid, ughh, he's such a nerd

by kbandzzzinoo January 21, 2022

Like Baptizing A Cat

Extremely difficult and painful.

Dealing with a Karen in your workplace is like baptizing a cat.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2022

Midwest Baptism

When you are driving on a two lane highway in the Midwest and a plow is going the opposite direction and sprays your windshield and vehicle with slushy snow such that you have to run the wipers on high.

“I was on my way to your booze-mas party when on highway 19 got a Midwest Baptism”

by Mikey5w March 31, 2022

Spanish Baptism

When a big Spanish woman squirts her juices while dancing preferably to salsa music

What the fuck did I really see a Spanish Baptism

by Reallyareyousure July 23, 2022

Floridian Baptism

The act of shotgunning a busch or natty light during a hurricane while screaming 'Merica!!!!

Shit the storm is coming time for my Floridian Baptism!!! Grab me a beer!!!

by Gnane September 30, 2022

Devonshire baptism

Unfortunately this is when a family, typically from Devon, congregate to cum on the face of a small child

I was horrified to witness my first Devonshire baptism

by Anonanon666 October 1, 2022

Sidewalk Baptism

Similar in effect to the spiritual cleansing or rebirth of denominations which practice Water Baptism, Sidewalk Baptisms differ in that they are spontaneous, involuntary, and predicated by violence.

A Sidewalk Baptism occurs when one, who was once flippantly hostile, becomes humble and de-escalatory upon receiving a demoralizing or defeating blow.

You will recognize a Sidewalk Baptism by the subject's sudden desire to be cleansed of their sins, be reborn, or otherwise gain the acceptance of the community.

"Start behaving yourself before you earn a sidewalk baptism."

by Vodik_VDK October 19, 2022