hot air ballooning

A euphemism for "getting high", aka smoking marijuana. As defined by the comedian Throwing Toasters, referring to The Pheromones singing a cover of the song "High" by Feeder. It was a very funny night!
Where did Michael go? Oh, he's out hot air ballooning with his friends... Don't wait up 'cause he won't be home today.
by izzygalvez January 29, 2009
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water balloon condom

its filled with water
it looks like piss
i gave it to a girl and when she gave it back to me it was warm.
by kachoiw April 18, 2022
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mexican water balloon

Shitting into a condom, tying it off and beating someone with it.
She pissed me off so much, I slapped her with a mexican water balloon while she was sleeping.
by omega man 72 January 15, 2017
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Sticky Balloon

The act of shooting a copious amount of cum into a condom, and proceeding to slap your partner across the face with the swollen rubber, causing it to pop all over their face.
After fucking the shit out of my girlfriend, she wouldn't shutup about Jersey Shore, so i gave her a sticky balloon to make her shut her mouth.
by idropkickhelicopters August 16, 2011
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moon balloon

moon balloon a word which can be used in many terms.. such as "check out those moon balloons" "lets get moon ballooned, and go moon ballooning" "that shit is moon balloon yo" "bro you look pretty moon ballooned" "moon balloon, the moon balloon, while moon ballooning moon balloons" etc...
moon balloon
by marmotman420 August 17, 2011
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Awkward balloons

This is when a person brings balloons for their freinds birthday to school, and other people start to telling them ”happy birthday” just because they are carrying balloons.
Patrick: happy birthday!
Wutaw: its not my birthday, these are for my friend.
(awkward pause)
Patrick: oh sorry I didn't know you were carrying awkward balloons.
by Yoo657 December 21, 2011
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Balloon Kiss

When a couple is kissing or making out and one blows air into the others' mouth, making their cheeks puff out like a balloon
Person 1- So why were you two laughing so hard?
Person 2- He tried to balloon kiss me!!
by Pop tart <3 February 22, 2011
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