When two guys put on glow in the dark condoms and hit smack their dicks against each other's dicks until one is sliced off, ultimately resulting in wining the heart of a lady
when there is 3 urinal's in the bathroom and you're the first one in there what makes you think its ok to go to the middle one...we call you "Meat Gazer"...its common courtesy to go to either end one...the middle one is only for 3 people emergency's...thank you and good-bye
Rob walked in the bathroom behind Phil, to his amazement Phil took the middle urinal of three. Rob called Phil a meat gazer and started the battle in the bano until he was pushed to either end urinal.
by JDownsPeoplesChamp September 16, 2010
The crusty, leftover residues left from a particularily enthusiastic session of cunnilingus on one's face.
The lad had such a crazy night licking out multiple girls. He had a battle beard which would have surprised even the most battle-hardened fanny lickers.
by Kirkus Maximus May 05, 2017
Nevermind the Battle of the Parkers happened again. We're all so fucking dead, it's up to the first name Parker.
by BattlerOfTheParkers June 03, 2023
by BattlerOfTheParkers June 03, 2023
I hate the Battle of the Parkers.
by BattlerOfTheParkers June 04, 2023
by thedudemeakame1222 February 06, 2017