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Battle of the Bulge

When two gays sword fight with their pants on.
Albert: "Hey Eddy, my parents are here we can't sword fight. Wanna rein-act the Battle of the Bulge?"
Eddy: "Fuck yeah, let me watch some gay clown porn to get hard first."
by Lil' Snarky May 8, 2017
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Battle of the planets

a old anime that everyone has forgotten about even though all the characters are ridiculously thicc
guy 1: "hey did you see battle of the planets"
guy 2:"yeah it was fucking awesome"
by reubeno May 5, 2021
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troll battles

A term used to describe two trolls going at it on a social media website until one is humiliated and defeated in an argument or a debate. It consists of two troll trying to prove a point by using unorthodox speech in the conversation that defies any chivalrous respect from each other, and sometimes even other people involved in it as well.
Troll battles spawn from condescending comments used by the first troll to engage the fight. The battle commences where in the argument there are no rules that apply on how you can attack with words. When loser trolls knows he has been shamed, he usually does not admit it but flees like a turkey leaving the troll who dealt the final blow the victor.
by superbipolar420 October 27, 2015
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Battle Horny

When you return from a difficult task, war, work, school, therapy, talking with your dad, the DMV, ect. Once you return to safety and comfort you get incredibly horny as a form of decompression from dealing with whatever stressful bullshit you just did.
My boyfriend came home from work and was so battle horny we went 4 times.
by Perii October 14, 2022
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Joined The Battle

When someone makes a video or statement that supports Pewdiepie in his effort to keep Youtube from corporate hands AKA T-Series
Mr Beast just Joined The Battle after he bought billboards and AD Vans that say sub to Pewdiepie
by FallenWaffle January 26, 2019
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final battle

Basically the last battle in a video game, real life, or anything, to be fair.
Hey dude, I got to the final battle in Undertale!
by thedudemeakame1222 February 6, 2017
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Battle Hamster

A sex toy used mainly by males which battles its way into the rectum. Once there it causes a mixture of pleasure and pain for the rodent recipient.
I was shocked that my first time included a Battle Hamster, if the penis alone was not punishment enough; That Battle Hamster nearly ripped me to shreds.
by Rodent Features April 2, 2011
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