anus inhaler

The act of sealing your lips around someone else's anus and sucking out gasses and debris without the anus inhalee trying push out the poo. Sometimes involves semen, in which case it is referred to as a wet vac.
"Oh my, Floyd just inhaled from the anus of Jay without even coughing, he's a damn good experienced anus inhaler. We shall see how Jay does tomorrow, he is much more experienced, probably has fully coated his lungs in poo by now, I bet he doesn't even taste the farts anymore, he's goin straight for the corn layer next."
by Crotchbilly August 22, 2022
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anus on a stick

When a person is not just an ass, but has managed to go beyond being and ass and as a result has a stick so far up their anus they have become an anus on a stick.
Wtf, that girl is such an anus on a stick.
How can she be such an anus on a stick, that stick is so far up her anus.
That bitch is an anus on a stick she cannot even put it out.
by totalasshat January 29, 2017
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Anus Gnome

When you have the need to take a huge shit but only a little bit comes out.
I was about to drop a huge deuce but it turned out to be an Anus Gnome
by Werycf October 30, 2018
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vortex anus

A girls asshole that's so black that it sucks you in. It's funny because she is most likely a white girl. Make sure you don't eat it.
Yo bro her asshole sucked my lips in

She must've had a vortex anus fam.
by Fnasty22 January 18, 2017
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golden anus

"damnnnnnn chad, look at that golden anus
by sammyboy147 August 05, 2019
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animal anus

Friend 1: How do you shorten animal anus?

Friend 2: Animus
by ElectricLife September 21, 2014
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busting anus

When you feel like your about to shart but then you do and no shit comes out.
I thought she was going to shart but she was just busting anus.
by Saltydong July 28, 2018
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