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"Its because i have "ADD" (excuse abused by many people)

A bs excuse used by many lazy or stupid people who don't feel like reading a lot of info via books, essays, emails, "confusing" long anything written or typed (known to be TLDR). It also makes communication difficult between them and wordy intelligent people they clash with. Such people bully or treat the wordy people badly and also treat them as if they are from a lower caste.

They tend to be popular, because of the number of lazy people who also use their mentality as an excuse not to write or talk a lot like wordy/honest/open people. They typically get confused/disturbed/annoyed by anyone who talks/writes a lot. They call the wordy people crazy and get them into trouble/refuse them services.

Because of the "ADD" epidemic more people are lazy when it comes to reading and comprehension of large amounts of info. Because of the social difficulties, the smarties tend to be outcasts, some pretend to be dumb and quiet just to fit in and even secretive to the point of getting away with crimes like the lazies, while the wordy get into more trouble because of the trend of laziness and less talking/writing being considered sane and normal.

The dumbing down of education in the US may be the reason why so many people talk and write less than their wordy counterparts. The wordy are even diagnosed or undiagnosed with Asperger's, which is a label created by less wordy lazy less intelligent people.
"(long typed email or other communication)." -Smart/Wordy person A

"What? I am confused by what you said."/"TLDR" or (Ignore)/(incriminate/lockup smart person), etc. -Stupid/Lazy/"ADD" person B

"Why/what?" -Person A

"Its because i have "ADD" (excuse abused by many people)". -Person B
by Anonymousfemale April 13, 2014
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Abusement

The joy found from the abuse of others or the reception of abuse.

verb: abuseming
I am glad to be the source of my girlfriend abusement.
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coke abuse

Regular use (two or three times a week) builds up tolerance. You still get the buzz but you have to take more of it more often. With greater tolerance comes heftier come-downs. At the peak of cocaine abuse is cocaine psychosis.

Cocaine is extremely habit-forming and you should not over-estimate your ability to handle it.
Until recently, I had not snorted any Coke for at least 25 yrs and I have just now learned that it ceases to be quite so nice after blowing an 8 ball in 2 days. Doing this much, all by myself, was great the first few times I did a line or three, but after a while I was no longer feeling anywhere near the same results as I did with my first two or three lines. It was taking at least twice as much to get the same buzz as I was getting when I did my first LITTLE line. Also, the buzz started ending much sooner than originally and I felt so tired, shaky hands, grinding my teeth, and just wanted to be left alone. I kept thinking that if I just do one more line I will feel better, but this is not the truth once you have begun coke abuse.
by Dr H Post August 12, 2006
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Amusement Park Table

A table, usually at a coffee shop, with one leg shorter than the other three.

See Amusement Park Chair
What the fuck, I can't put my expensive laptop on this Amusement Park Table, it could fall off.

Another Amusement Park Table?! Let's find a table that doesn't remind me of Space Mountain.

The tables in Six Flags are more stable than Starbucks' Amusement Park Tables.
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arused

Watching that cheesy Skinemax movie made me quite arused.
by StephenC July 9, 2005
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amulet angel

chara nari between hinamori amu and eru. a light pink angel theme. usually eru's whim is the deciding factor in the chara nari. the transformation is usually an annoyance to amu but comes in handy in certain cases. main powers are white flags (of surrender) and eru's angel wink (which doesnt seem to do anything though eru claims it can make people fall in love). amu transforming with shugo chara that dont belong to her "wears out the battereies" in the humpty lock (acording to ikuto).
eru: amu. lets chara nari
amu: what? wait!
eru and amu : my own heart unlock.
amu: chara nari: amulet angel!
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Amue

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