Amber hearded

The act of defecating on your significant others bed

Damn I just got amber hearded by my ex. On my good cotton sheets too.

by TronLegacy11 July 2, 2022

Amber heard

When someone is being annoying or a major pissoff

Omg Kyle stop fighting your brother, don’t be such a amber heard!

Alfie was cracking lame jokes infront of seniors today, he was being such a amber heard.

by Daddyshrekkk June 8, 2022

Amber Heard

When anything fails miserably in a stinking way be it a car or a job or a marriage or travel plans or a President Biden tall story, policy or speech.

My jeep broke down this morning and did an Amber Heard. Then my wife called me to tell me our marriage did an Amber Heard. Then my boss told me that my job did an Amber Heard.

by Maximilian Knight May 3, 2022

Amber Turd

Amber Turd:
Partner has Taco Bell she shits on her husbands pillow, pegs him from behind while insulting him and rubbing his face in the dirty pillow… then calling the police and lying about her husband commiting domestic abuse.

I woke up in jail with pinkeye because my wife gave me the Amber Turd

by Dr Brown Eye June 15, 2022

Amber Turd

The bitch that tried to take $10M from Jonny Depp and thankfully lost.

Person 1: Bro did you hear what Amber Turd did today?
Person 2: Still trying to make an attempt to steal $10M dollars from Jonny Depp? Yeah...

by GrapeJuicey1 June 2, 2022

Amber Turd

A steaming, stinking pile of 💩 disguised as a human. Will 💩 in the bed of anyone who upsets her.

Don’t upset me or I will Amber Turd in your bed

by Verdict is in June 3, 2022

The Amber Heard

When you get into a heated fight with your girl and wake up the next morning to find she took a dump in the bed

Chad: Last night me and Jessica had a fight. I woke up the next morning only to find human doo-doo in the bed.

Mike: Damn she got you with The Amber Heard

by Zero@2 April 23, 2022