maersk alabama

a ship that was hijacked by somali pirates in 2009.

Person 1:Hey do you remember that movie Captain Phillips that was about the somali pirates hijacking the Maersk Alabama?
Person 2: Oh yeah those skinny ass somali niggas took Captain Phillips hostage.

by theblackpirate May 16, 2016

Alabama Mudslide

When the lady is taking a shit you proceed to eat her box, having covid is preferred due to lack of smell.

“Hey ole bag, wanna come over for an Alabama Mudslide?”

by Bangin Bart November 8, 2020

University of Alabama

At this University, instead of a student ID, they issue each student a mirror that fits in your wallet and a $1 bill.

No need for your driver's license, just use your fake...and bring a koozie, they only got cans.

"Hey bro, you got some white on your nose..."

" its cool, its part of the dress code at the bar"

by pug January 31, 2005

Alabama Hotpocket

While having sex you spread open the woman's vagina and shit in it, then close her legs and let it cook.

I was totally fucking this chick and she told me she was hungry so I cracked her open and gave her an alabama hotpocket.

by lasers for breakfast May 31, 2009

Alabama Crabshoot

The act of, upon realizing that you have crabs, attempting to spread it to as many others as possible before your condition becomes well known.

Bro: Dude, wanna hit up the bars tonight?
Fauxhemian: Yeah, I wanna get my alabama crabshoot on before it's too late

by dinglefuck May 2, 2010

alabama heelsplitter

When a male is fucking a female in the ass and pulls out and kicks the females heels from underneath while wearing steel-toe boots. Then, while she is writhing in pain on the ground, he proceeds to ejaculate all over her face.

Jim: Yo did you hear what John did to Kelly last night?
Peter: No what?
Jim: He gave her the old alabama heelsplitter
Peter: Damn what a slut

by JMags and Challs April 19, 2011

Alabama Steamer

A buckwheat crepe.

Oh, bee's balls! I accidentally dropped an Alabama Steamer on my girlfriend's lap!"...."She'll get over it, just make her a new one and make sure it gets to her mouth this time."

by billybee69 February 24, 2011