because you're asian

The assumption that all asian people share one cultural experience.

You know kung-fu because you're asian.

Why? Because, you're asian.

by MattPDX August 29, 2007

You're so pretty

Response to a completely inarticulate comment made by someone who should focus mostly on looking attractive to become successful. Verbal communication by this person is likely to cause embarrassment to this person and to those around her.

MISS CALIFORNIA: "We live in a land that you can choose same sex marriage or opposite marriage"

EVERYONE AROUND HER: "Miss California, you're so pretty."

by UrbanGirlInFL April 23, 2009

You're no Pat Myers.

A phrase meaning the person does not posess the amazing computer skills of wordPat Myers/word.

Kenny, you couldn't set up a firewall because you're no Pat Myers

by psxndc February 20, 2003

Now you're on the trolley

Expression used when someone FINALLY gets the gist of what you're telling/teaching them to do. Usually said for laughs or weirdness/British points.

Idiot: So you put the acid in and THEN the cheese?

You: No, BACON, then cheese

Idiot: oh THAT'S how you make a cheeseburger!

You: Now you're on the trolley!

by skymar February 21, 2010

You're pissing on me!

alternative for the saying "You have got to be kidding me"

used to show disbelief or dismay.

girl 1: "She likes him again!"
girl 2: "You're pissing on me!"

by amyy.graceyy :) October 17, 2010

Barbie you're chinese

A mini male doberman pinscher who looks chinese. May or may not have an abnormally sized cock

hey look it's barbie. Wow! look at that massive cock. BARBIE YOU'RE CHINESEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by gang413s July 15, 2017

You're so square

To say someone is square means they follow trends and aren't a greaser.

Johnny: You're so square Tom!
Tom: At least I ain't a greaseball

by Thoboi August 14, 2018