(Known as the pedo)This man is more than interested in younger girls to be pleased by and loves clingy relationships. He’s always loyal to his girlfriends and is a really smooth guy.
by Dr.doofensmerz November 21, 2021
Get the Alanmug. The one likes math and tall guy in my life
Likes video games and Fitness
Might be toxic at times but that's because he's under pressure, he has a kind heart
If you have him as a friend be patient, everyone despise being looked down at, regrets after an argument, give him some stairs to step off the stage.
Likes video games and Fitness
Might be toxic at times but that's because he's under pressure, he has a kind heart
If you have him as a friend be patient, everyone despise being looked down at, regrets after an argument, give him some stairs to step off the stage.
That's ma ALAN
by master lolo December 2, 2022
Get the Alanmug. Person 1:Alan is very nice but have you seen “The SHLONG”
Person 2:No never, Are the Rumors real, is it really 8 inches?
Person 2:No never, Are the Rumors real, is it really 8 inches?
by bigboishlongpapiV November 23, 2021
Get the Alanmug. A man with wit, sense and understanding. Listenener of problems but shy's away from giving advice. Understands there is always 3 sides to a story and believes none before he does actually give his advice. Not always helpfull.. but changes the subject of the situation amd eveyone goes home safe.
Good guy. Everyone need and Alan, Aldo, Alfonso etc in their life. They are fun to have around.
Good guy. Everyone need and Alan, Aldo, Alfonso etc in their life. They are fun to have around.
Shit is going Pete Tong!! Wish Alan was here to save the day!
My heads in tatters.. I so wish I was Aldo was here tonight to keep me right and make me happy.
My heads in tatters.. I so wish I was Aldo was here tonight to keep me right and make me happy.
by Alfredo666 September 29, 2023
Get the Alanmug. by cp191 January 29, 2021
Get the Alan Cavallaromug. Alan is an egg head, a very nice person tbh. Alan is a very important person in your life, if u have an "Alan" in your life u should be absolutely greatful. Alan is typically a very kind and nice person who acts like he's cold. If you are an "Alan" then u must wear skinny jeans. I love you joser 🤗
by Goodfishbadmonkey January 1, 2024
Get the Alanmug. some person: ayo is that Alan Martinez?
me: mhm
some person: is he single?
me: nah his with me lol rekt
me: mhm
some person: is he single?
me: nah his with me lol rekt
by axisiting March 8, 2021
Get the Alan Martinezmug.