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Alan

(Known as the pedo)This man is more than interested in younger girls to be pleased by and loves clingy relationships. He’s always loyal to his girlfriends and is a really smooth guy.
Alan is a pedo.
Why is a Alan dating a girl of that maturity level.
by Dr.doofensmerz November 21, 2021
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Alan

The one likes math and tall guy in my life
Likes video games and Fitness
Might be toxic at times but that's because he's under pressure, he has a kind heart
If you have him as a friend be patient, everyone despise being looked down at, regrets after an argument, give him some stairs to step off the stage.
That's ma ALAN
by master lolo December 2, 2022
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Alan

A nice person with an absolute SHLONG and will DEMOLISH your ***hole
Person 1:Alan is very nice but have you seen “The SHLONG”
Person 2:No never, Are the Rumors real, is it really 8 inches?
by bigboishlongpapiV November 23, 2021
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Alan

A man with wit, sense and understanding. Listenener of problems but shy's away from giving advice. Understands there is always 3 sides to a story and believes none before he does actually give his advice. Not always helpfull.. but changes the subject of the situation amd eveyone goes home safe.

Good guy. Everyone need and Alan, Aldo, Alfonso etc in their life. They are fun to have around.
Shit is going Pete Tong!! Wish Alan was here to save the day!

My heads in tatters.. I so wish I was Aldo was here tonight to keep me right and make me happy.
by Alfredo666 September 29, 2023
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Alan Cavallaro

One of the most powerful sorcerers of all time.. never to be messed with...
I tried to fight back but then came Alan Cavallaro, and I had to dip...
by cp191 January 29, 2021
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Alan

Alan is an egg head, a very nice person tbh. Alan is a very important person in your life, if u have an "Alan" in your life u should be absolutely greatful. Alan is typically a very kind and nice person who acts like he's cold. If you are an "Alan" then u must wear skinny jeans. I love you joser 🤗
by Goodfishbadmonkey January 1, 2024
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Alan Martinez

literally one of the sweetest guys out there, can be a tease but I’d really hot asf lol
some person: ayo is that Alan Martinez?
me: mhm

some person: is he single?
me: nah his with me lol rekt
by axisiting March 8, 2021
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