Fred Alan Binless

Fred Alan Binless is clapped

Fred Alan Binless is clapped and has a sharper jawline than Morton hendren

by Shredded henchman Oliver February 13, 2021

Alan

ALAN IS SO HOT HE IS A CURLY HEAD MAN ALL THE GIRLS WANT HIM HE HAS A HUGE PENIS THAT LOADS OF CUM GET OFF OF HIM PLS DATE HIM

ALAN THE MAN

by alaniscute May 19, 2022

pulled an alan

When you are sooooo drunk(out of your mind) that you shitttt all over yourself and laugh about it!

omfg i think i just pulled an alan all over myself.

by am4life14 December 24, 2007

alan

A person.

Hey, alan.

by mamelao April 19, 2023

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

Sloppy Alan

A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.

Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.

Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?

Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!

Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.

by RyButtnik October 5, 2023

Alan

Alan is the person you'll meet who's very outgoing but can be very tired. Hes also the most loving person except, he doesn't know how to communicate or show his love for his significant other/lover. He is a kind-hearted person but can appear harsh to some people, but it's his way of joking around. He's extremely nonchalant but caring on the inside. You need someone to spend your time with? Alan. He has the most genuine smile to exist and the prettiest lips, ever. Yes, he can mess up sometimes, but he needs his way of fixing it and will always try harder to fix it. His only intentions are to love and to care, never hurt.

"Alan is so cute,"

by yosolo January 11, 2023