Baby Adult

A child who has passed the age of 18 but is still not financially independent.

My baby adult still mooches off of us

by LordOfMischief February 15, 2025

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru February 27, 2025

Adults Only Magic Show

An incredible array of hilariously raucous comedy, mind-bending illusions and stunningly dangerous stunts.

Yes, I have booked my tickets for Adults Only Magic Show!

by stewface November 24, 2021

Adulting

The act of trying to pretend to seem to look like a responsible and sensible, mature person.

Hm, I'll be 38 tommorw. Oh damn, I've been adulting for almost two decades now.

by VermilionRubin May 23, 2023

Adult minute

The period of time in which an adult takes to do something after telling a child “in a minute”. The adult minute can be a period of time lasting anywhere from 5 regular minutes to hours. Or maybe never…

Kid: Hey Mom can you take me to the Park?
Mom: Yeah in a minute… (“adult minute”)
Kid: ☠️

by Katthekrazy June 21, 2023

Adult temper tantrum

When someone storms into the room and knocks over someone’s Eiffel Tower

The three of us were having a great time until mark stormed in and threw and adult temper tantrum

by Scooter scoots May 31, 2024

Adult Choccy Milk

"I can pay my mortgage but also color outside the lines"
Ever miss the insane INTENSE energy and excitement of elementary school recess?
Look no further.
Adult Choccy Milk is chocolate milk with a glow up (alcohol? Possibly?) and a dash of ✨

Person 1: "Will you come listen to us yap about our sigma tech bro startup?"

Person 2: "No."
Person 1:"Pls we have Adult Choccy Milk 🍫🥛 "
Person 2:"okay fine I'm in"

by warehouseyappers July 17, 2024