PornHub Ads

Pornhub ads are quite possibly the worst thing in the world.

There are two main types:
1. The bonerkiller.
"Mature ladies in your area" Shows a picture of someone's grandma FUCKING NAKED
2. The cringe.
Either really bad acting, or copy and pasted text to speech over a stolen rule 34 animation.
"You will cum to this game in 0.00043454 milliseconds", "YO, EVER HEARD OF JERKMATE???!!"

Either way both are usually scams... no idea why they are allowed at all

I was having a great time on PornHub, until all of the PornHub Ads finally loaded in

PornHub Ads by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 1, 2023

ai ads 

The peak of human retardation, a pandemic spread by disgusting companies around the world.

guy: ahh, i love watching youtube
advertisement: DiD yOU kNoW AppLe IntEllIgeNce Ai MetAveRse GooGle GemiNi We IncLuDE Ai in BInG CoPIlOt!!???
guy: bombs advertiser that made the ai ads

ai ads by coke2009 October 17, 2024

Running ads

When a guy doesn't spend money directly on his girl but spends money to create a fun environment for him and the girl e.g choosing to go out to the movies instead of just buying a hand bag for her

This girl expects expensive gifts from me but I'm just running ads so I can get to the box without spending too much

Running ads by Keith.... April 18, 2026

Roll the ads! 

1. Begin a process. Another way of saying "get it rolling" but in film terms.
2. Getting a task started that nobody likes doing, but that needs to be done before moving forward: like copying boilerplate code or raising funds.

This was likely first a confusion from the phrase "roll the film", and the idea of rolling the advertisements that come at the beginning of publicly screened films at most movie theaters.

"Hey dad, I know you told your boyfriend you'd be at his place by 8, but before you get drinking, mom's attorney really needs you to review and sign the divorce paperwork."
"Oh fine, roll the ads!"

Roll the ads! by GeneralNANDers October 15, 2022

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so uh... you did a complicated pattern on your keyboard which is hard the first time you do it. nice, however this pattern includes symbols so we are exucuting you on july 12 2030.

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no.

qewretrytuyiuoipo[p][\adsfdgfhgjhkjlk;l'zcxvcbvnbmn,m.,/ by LittleHadlie April 22, 2023

Urban Plaque Psoriasis Ads

The ads on this site that will make you never wanna look here again.

Yo, all you hip kids, have you seen the urban plaque psoriasis ads on urban dictionary?

Word. I totally have. F$ck that gross s#it. I’m never going to that site again.

Urban Plaque Psoriasis Ads by Triscuits March 11, 2024

Monopoly Go ads 

A at-the-start-fun-but-overtime-becomes-boring mobile game that has spread worldwide in the form of an annoying ad that games or websites LOVE to have. It features a old ass man in a tuxedo whose hat is even taller than him and sometimes a black dog that has eyebrows bushier than all the hair in my body.

Person 1: HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE MONOPOLY GO ADS

Person 2: GOD DONT TELL ME PLEASE

Monopoly Go ads by #ESthechamp May 3, 2024