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Post birth abortion

When you get the Covid vaccine for your child under the age of 18 it’s like you didn’t even want them anyways so it’s a post birth abortion because a vaccine will kill them.
I had a post birth abortion the other day, I gave my child the Covid vaccine and his heart smile so big that he had a heart attack and he was only 14. But I am glad he got the vaccine
by Soso2019 July 26, 2021
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extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission
When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission

Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat

Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r January 11, 2024
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Roane County Abortion

When you consume an eightball of methamphetamine and have intercourse with an impregnated female until she miscarries the unwanted fetus.
Man i can't afford no more kids guess im goin' have to get some go and give her a Roane County abortion!
by Frtt656y October 27, 2023
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Zoo abortion

Abortion for pets, often a pet family with the offsprings, father and mother
Parent plan did a zoo abortion
by 459395 April 22, 2023
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mislead abortion

When your mom didn't fucking want you but your bitchass still came out ugly as shit and everything ... fucking Andrea
Because of your moms mislead abortion your bitchass was born
by Juan el guapo November 24, 2016
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Texas abortion

When a pregnant woman gets a gun with a bang flag
Job: I heard Tina and her boyfriend stopped through Texas on their way home from vacation.
Jack: yea, she doesn’t have a passport to get it done in Mexico so they decided to get a cheap Texas abortion
by Barenakedchicken January 12, 2021
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Abortion

Another term used to replace,“ Murdering a child.”
Caitlin: “Did you hear that Sophia had an abortion?”
Avery: “You mean murdering a child?”
by Vinji September 24, 2022
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