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by BricketGaming December 11, 2021

by No T in Racism March 1, 2015

The act of receiving negative consequences beyond comprehension. This word originates from a middle school in New Britain, Connecticut, where a young man created an alternative word to getting in trouble. He started this in 1973 and it hasn't lingered around for many years. It is time that this word started to come back to the public. Shafting means when you get in a lot of trouble.
1) "You killed your dog! You are going to get shafted!"
2) "Thanks to you we are going to get shafted by the principle!"
3) "Because you broke that vase, you are going to get in big trouble which means you're getting SHAFTED"
2) "Thanks to you we are going to get shafted by the principle!"
3) "Because you broke that vase, you are going to get in big trouble which means you're getting SHAFTED"
by HaLs_Academy March 12, 2018

first you get your dick hard then balance a goofball on your tip then get your cousin to get a golf club and then have your cousin try to hit the ball
by saggydicks January 26, 2018

by Newkitty September 4, 2016

The act of masturbating after eating an entire bag of either zesty cheese doritos or cheetos puffs without cleaning the dust off your hands, leavig your penis orange.
by LondonOntarioSucks January 10, 2017

by PatsMySon October 4, 2018
