can i shag ur nan

To place your hand upon one’s head to shag them and it is a symbol of honor.
can i shag ur nan, i would be very honored if you allowed me to.
by I will shag ur nan May 10, 2019
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Gutter shag

Tobacco reclaimed from discarded cigarete butts.
The bag lady shuffled along looking for butt ends to top up her tin of gutter shag
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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This is referring to chasing that bag, and making money, before worrying about sex and women.
Friend 1: "Bro, girls are so expensive, and nymphonic"

Friend 2: "Bro, just remember 1st Bruhthosians 10:24 "Bag Before Shag""
by d3ad0live September 27, 2021
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april panic shagging

Feeling or better yet busting a nut on girlfriend or family
How did you spend your holiday John
A bit of April panic shagging to my mom
by Midgeplayes October 01, 2018
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shag fort

Blanket fort for sexual encounters
Person 1: John has a Shag fort in his living room
Person 2: Man, he's getting laid tonight.
by SolKand January 13, 2014
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Shrimpy shag

When you give a nice guy a chance and he lets you down, biblically speaking. Waste of time, unsatisfying sex.

“When it’s not the big hulking meaty burrito you were craving”
Stacy: How was your date last night?!
Stacy’s mom: Total shrimpy shag..can’t believe I let him inside the house (and me). He just seemed soo nice! Sorry girl, no step dad for you.. yet.
by Loscantaritosburritos March 18, 2024
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