Mitch

A bowel movement of the greatest magnitude;
The biggest, sloppiest, wet shit.

“Fuck that Indian food, I gotta to take a Mitch!”

by HunnitJEEZUSH August 4, 2018

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Mitch

An amazing, wholesome, adorable, sweet, caring and kind person.
A type of person who has the cutest laugh in the world.

Girl:That guy is a total Mitch.
Me:He IS Mitch , Mitch is the only person who can be that amazing.
Girl: You're righ hes amazing.

by Lizard420egg April 18, 2020

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mitch/tim

The biggest dick names in the book.

His cock is so big, his name must be mitch/tim

by callmefear April 3, 2019

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Mitch

A name referring to the guy with the largest shlong.

"Who's the mitch of the group?"

by Grey112 November 3, 2020

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Mitch Bond maneuver

When her bush velcro's to your neckbeard while eating her cooch

I was eating her hairy roast beef and i accidentally pulled the Mitch Bond maneuver.

by bighossrango October 30, 2025

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Shifty West Virginian politician. Frequently fails at counting to five. Sits on a throne of lies.

Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.

There is no school Monday: thanks Mitch Carmichael.

by WV Strong May 9, 2018

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