The most musically talented person you'll ever meet.
Very opinionated and spicy. Confrontational and opinionated. He's always right so he's earned the privilege to be boastful.
"Wrath" is an understatement for when you aggravate this intellect.
Very opinionated and spicy. Confrontational and opinionated. He's always right so he's earned the privilege to be boastful.
"Wrath" is an understatement for when you aggravate this intellect.
"Moonlightish moonlight under moonlight", by Johann Daveed.
"Johann! Johann Daveed! Get the Apples to Apples!" - cousin
"Johann! Johann Daveed! Get the Apples to Apples!" - cousin
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Get the Johann Daveed mug.A guy named Dave who says and does such ridiculous shit every day that its become common and you acknowledge it by saying 'Everyday Dave'.
Dave: Dude when I cover up this solar powered light it turns on... are my hands solar powered or something?
Friend: They turn on because you're blocking the light David.
Dave: Oh shit haha. Fuck me dude.
Friend: Everyday Dave strikes again....
Friend: They turn on because you're blocking the light David.
Dave: Oh shit haha. Fuck me dude.
Friend: Everyday Dave strikes again....
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Get the Horny Dave mug.The slappy dave is when you cum on a chicks forehead or eye socket then slap your dick in it and make a splishy splashy sound in the pool of cum.
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Get the Dave Crave mug.A huge fat, ugly, (usually ginger haired) man that repels women. Also a form of any of the above, with the C word put after it.
The name comes from the inspiration behind Sloth Fratelli from the film "The Goonies". The actor (Not widely known, was from Yorkshire, England) decided to play his role on the basis of an acquaintance he knew while growing up, namely David Ian Wright. It is not thought to be offensive, more comical as the two still remain acquaintances to this day.
The name comes from the inspiration behind Sloth Fratelli from the film "The Goonies". The actor (Not widely known, was from Yorkshire, England) decided to play his role on the basis of an acquaintance he knew while growing up, namely David Ian Wright. It is not thought to be offensive, more comical as the two still remain acquaintances to this day.
*Looking at basically a fat version of Sloth Fratelli from The Goonies but with company that doesn't favour foul language*
"Look at that Dave Wright, he's as big as Chubby Checker"
Or "He's as much of a stud as a Dave Wright"
"Look at that Dave Wright, he's as big as Chubby Checker"
Or "He's as much of a stud as a Dave Wright"
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