by someone who plays minecraft September 16, 2020

The best movie you’ll ever watch. Cars 2 is a true cinematic masterpiece for the ages, it’s greatness is misunderstood by the foolish public. Cars 2 is a truly great movie, and one of the best cinematic masterpieces of all time.
John: Man I wanna watch Cars 2 on Disney+!
Jake: Cars 2? That shitty movie, that’s kinda cringe, bro, ngl
John: Jake, have you even watched Cars 2? It’s Pixar’s magnum opus!
Jake: Yeah right you dumb bitch. Have you seen the reviews it has, everyone hates it
John: everyone hates you too but here you are
*John then forces Jake yo watch Cars 2 with him*
Jake: Cars 2? That shitty movie, that’s kinda cringe, bro, ngl
John: Jake, have you even watched Cars 2? It’s Pixar’s magnum opus!
Jake: Yeah right you dumb bitch. Have you seen the reviews it has, everyone hates it
John: everyone hates you too but here you are
*John then forces Jake yo watch Cars 2 with him*
by Cars2Enjoyer July 18, 2022

by August 2 July 8, 2021

people born on this day are intelligent, caring, graceful, and the best friend you could EVER ask for. they’re loyal and once they love you, they’ll love you with their entire heart. you will never feel alone with a november 2 soulmate.
but they’re also usually loser weebs so :// ew yucky nvm
but they’re also usually loser weebs so :// ew yucky nvm
by fairyz October 15, 2019

by Pinky Sly October 14, 2009

Ia confess to your crush day. But you can only leave notes to tell them. And whoever doesn’t do this is a scaredy-cat.
by TheAllGreat October 29, 2019

Guy 1: Man, I can't wait til Halo Reach comes out. I'm going to play it for years!
Guy 2: Psh, Halo. I'm going to be playing Portal 2.
Guy 2: Psh, Halo. I'm going to be playing Portal 2.
by Nintendeon August 25, 2010
