Flip flops are by far the most annoying shoes on he planet. When you walk up or down the stairs they sound like a bullet being shot. Also if they break there's no way to put them back together.
by THE O SO GREAT NERD February 21, 2019
Get the flip flopsmug. The weapon your mom bares and its the thing you should fear once you "accidently" told your mom that you declared war by breathing air.
Guy 1: Oh shit my mom is coming i better hide. She is 100% gonna have the flip flop ready in hand.
Guy 2: RIP dude.
Guy 2: RIP dude.
by CumTittiesWithBBQSauceIsGood69 May 24, 2021
Get the flip flopmug. The Friday Flop is like the finale of a bad reality TV show. You've made it through the week, but now you're drained and your brain is checked out. It's as if your neurons have started planning their weekend activities, and you're left with little motivation to do any work. So, you end up flopping around like a fish out of water, hoping for the sweet release of the weekend.
Example 1.
Kim: Is Amanda okay today? She hasn't gotten back to me yet.
Gina: Yeah she's okay, she's just experiencing a severe case of the Friday Flops
Example 2.
Amanda: You seem off today, what's happening?
Gina: It's Friday Flop, my brain just feels like it's on strike. Send help -
Kim: Is Amanda okay today? She hasn't gotten back to me yet.
Gina: Yeah she's okay, she's just experiencing a severe case of the Friday Flops
Example 2.
Amanda: You seem off today, what's happening?
Gina: It's Friday Flop, my brain just feels like it's on strike. Send help -
by PBURGERS2013 April 21, 2023
Get the Friday Flopmug. noun.
1. When a person of average height and build engages in an orgy populated exclusively with little people, i.e. midgets, dwarfs.
2. When a person knowingly engages in sexual relations with a little person in a public venue with the sole purpose of being discovered or caught by authorities.
1. When a person of average height and build engages in an orgy populated exclusively with little people, i.e. midgets, dwarfs.
2. When a person knowingly engages in sexual relations with a little person in a public venue with the sole purpose of being discovered or caught by authorities.
There's a little people porn convention in town today, so I suspect a munchkin flop is in my future.
Poor Brian was arrested again. Seems he can't stop his need for a good munchkin flop.
Poor Brian was arrested again. Seems he can't stop his need for a good munchkin flop.
by Supershake79 January 14, 2011
Get the Munchkin Flopmug. by Floppityflopper February 26, 2023
Get the Flop Citizensmug. by girl YES! March 26, 2023
Get the Crop or Flopmug. When you get a running start from one side of the room and have a man on his back naked on the other side and you run forward and jump and land in the splits on his dick
by A$$claps4jesu$ March 4, 2018
Get the Carolina flopmug.