When your facial hair constitutes, unequivocally, a beard. Or when your facial hair is now a sign of a deliberate aesthetic choice. This is opposed to someone who simply hasn't shaved in a while or keeps a token amount of short facial hair that really just makes them look lazy or because they are lazy.
"My whole face looks longer today, it must be because I passed the beard threshold"
x- "What do you think of my new beard?"
y- "that's not a beard, you haven't reached the beard threshold"
x-"but I haven't shaved in like 5 days!"
y-"It's still a little patchy, you'll hit the beard threshold soon."
scruff, peach fuzz, facial hair
x- "What do you think of my new beard?"
y- "that's not a beard, you haven't reached the beard threshold"
x-"but I haven't shaved in like 5 days!"
y-"It's still a little patchy, you'll hit the beard threshold soon."
scruff, peach fuzz, facial hair
by pman22 April 8, 2010
Get the Beard Thresholdmug. A feminine beard grown by bald males in Yucaipa. The beard starts at the earlobe and runs down the jawline. Similar to a happy trail in a gay parade, the beard attracts males of all shapes and sizes.
Bruce... How long did it take you to grow that fag beard?
Bruce... Why are you sending us a selfie of your fag beard while on vacation?
Bruce... Why are you sending us a selfie of your fag beard while on vacation?
by Moniqueka60 July 5, 2018
Get the Fag Beardmug. A bearded donkey is when someone with a hairy ass squats on your forehead after you pass out from drinking too much.
by Googleme367 January 17, 2017
Get the bearded donkeymug. (girl) oh great Bearded Imp is
on league again how am i ment to rub his big hard nipples and small pp now : (
on league again how am i ment to rub his big hard nipples and small pp now : (
by ghee99 November 22, 2018
Get the Bearded Impmug. A beard which can only be described by the sense of awesome it bestows upon its viewer.
A majestic feat of manhood, which all men want and all women crave.
A majestic feat of manhood, which all men want and all women crave.
"John, look at that buffalo beard, I wish I could grow a beard like that..."
"By than mans buffalo beard a drink, he is a god amongst men"
" Shelley, take you knickers off, look at that buffalo beard that just walked in."
"By than mans buffalo beard a drink, he is a god amongst men"
" Shelley, take you knickers off, look at that buffalo beard that just walked in."
by Anonb August 2, 2013
Get the Buffalo Beardmug. Did you see Britney Spears' bearded box at the VMAs?
Yeah, dude it was bad...
You are such a bearded box!
Girl, you need to shave your bearded box.
Yeah, dude it was bad...
You are such a bearded box!
Girl, you need to shave your bearded box.
by CockStov February 24, 2012
Get the Bearded Boxmug. Blacke Bearde knew the importance of image in his line of work. Before battle, he would dress all in black, strap several pistols to his chest and put on a large black captain’s hat. Then, he would put slow burning fuses in his hair and beard. The fuses constantly sputtered and gave off smoke, which wreathed him in a perpetual greasy fog. He looked like a devil who had stepped right out of hell and onto a pirate ship and most of his victims simply surrendered their cargo rather than fight him.
by Miss Defy October 7, 2011
Get the Blacke Beardemug.