cry masty

crying while masturbating. tears make the best lubracant

cry masty
crying a tree, play a guitar, sing depressing music while wanking.
greenday used this technique when writing the song wake me up when september ends

by sakattack1 February 27, 2011

Cry-bernating

When upset you cry and seclude yourself from everyone around you.

Dude shes just a girl, no need to be Cry-bernating

by omgtoast332 August 15, 2011

Dry cry

Crying without tears. Usually fake.

"Did you see Jordin Sparks when she won American Idol? She totally did the dry cry."

by jacque b. July 20, 2008

man cry

MAN CRY - WHEN YOU ARE WATCHING A CERTAIN PART OF A MOVIE OR SOMETHING EMOTIONAL HAPPENS IN YOUR LIFE AND YOU SHED TEARS - IT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A GIRL BUT YOU CAN'T HELP IT

HE - trying to cover a sniffling sound - wet stuff out of eye sockets - his man cry
SHE - honey, are you crying?
HE - I GOT SOMETHING STUCK IN MY EYE

by BUFFALOKILL March 19, 2011

Crying Face

Does not have the skills to pay the bills & has to resort to playing the "crying face" for sympathy.

I cant keep up with my mortgage repayments. I know I'll do the crying face for the local rag.

by MesterSnatcher December 9, 2008

dolphin's cry

The utterance that occurs after a man pulls his penis out of a woman during intercourse and jams it into her anus, causin her to squeal like a dolphin.

(Pulling out)...."Oooohhh....put it back in..."
(Jammin' in the ass-cannon)..."SqueeeeeeeEEEEEEEE!"

by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005

Crying Dragon

When you put your favorite kind of hot sauce on your wiener and you get a blow-job. Named because although it adds so much more feeling, the heat makes both people cry.

"Ever since my boyfriend made me do a surprise Crying Dragon, our sex life has been so spiced up in more ways than one.

by Pelvis Holes August 25, 2011