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Business Nap

The act of taking a nap, hidden from your boss/supervisor or Teacher.

It is noted for it's shortness in length, and overall high quality of rest.

Also to be noted, is that it generally looks like the employee/student is fully awake/alert and doing their job.
"Dude, I got home from that party at 5, and went in to work at 7"

"How in the fuck did you make it through Johnson's powerpoint?"

"Easy, I took a business nap when he turned the lights off"
by Gasfarmer December 4, 2009
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bbq nap

It's acute name for charcoal-burning suicide, which means burning charcoal in a closed room or area. Death occurs by carbon monoxide poisoning.
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy. Might as well go take a bbq nap.
by Watahell December 30, 2021
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nap that shit

To end a conversation because you're simply correct and the other person is wrong.
Tiffany let kacee nap that shit because she knew she was wrong.
by kjoneZ December 25, 2014
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aggressive napping

1. A short sleep which you will let NOTHING stand in the way of. Usually done by a person who works more than five days in a row in a given week or works multiple jobs.

2. When you nap so hard that you beat the crap out of that nap.
"A person found aggressive napping may become irritable or even violent if woken up"
by EnniferJay August 16, 2014
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Short nap

When a tall person(Isaac wong7a ) kidnaps a shorter person like me help he shortanpping me ahh
Isaac wong is shortnapping me help short nap means getting kidnapped when u are short and the kidnapper is tall
by sebastian wong seabass September 25, 2023
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Swedish Nap

A nap taken by two people, one of which is Swedish or of Swedish decent. Rated in levels of 1-4 increasing with the level of sexual activity similar to that of the four basis of sex.
Elsa and I took a level 2 Swedish nap today I can't wait till she lets me go to level 4!
by Mtdependable October 18, 2017
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rat nap

When your completely wasted the night before and the next day you wake up feeling like a total trash bag. You are in rat mode. You snack a little like a rat then you take a rat nap. It’s a vicious cycle that happens over and over until you finally feel de-ratted and are ready to go back out to the bar or club only to find yourself ratted again needing a rat nap.
Meatball went out to club 110 with BEAVIS last night. Man they totally drank themselves nearly to death. Good thing they stayed in today and took a few rat naps. They’ll be back tomorrow ready to grow their rat tails back.
by Richard Looong November 24, 2017
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