pink brown eye

Conjuctivitis of the anus aka pink eye of the anus.

Papa Smurf, can I like your ass?
Nah, bitch, I have anal conjunctivitis.
Anal conjunctivitis?
Yeah, pink brown eye.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

Brown Lives Matter

A term to describe that Hispanic lives mattter too. Us people deserve justice. Therefore Brown Lives matter

Guy-ALL LIVES MATTER
Guy 2-nah dude I think you mean brown lives matter

by Lick My Nut August 11, 2020

brown water trick

the act of deception in which a patron at a self-serve beverage dispensary orders water but in fact fills his/her cup with a soda/lemonade/tea of some sort that would otherwise have cost money. usually pulled by those who fleet and jesse.

(after sitting down at a fast food establishment)

guy 1: yo i thought you got water with your crunchwrap supreme?

guy 2: thats what the man thinks, but i just pulled that brown water trick nukka!!!

guy 3: is you rollin?

guy 2: bitch i might be!

by Brew-HaHa December 10, 2009

Hash Brown Earlobes

When someones earlobes are tastily triangular, such of that as a hash brown you'd so much love to nibble on . Often abbreviated to HBEL.

Larry your Hash brown earlobes look too irresistible today . wheres the ketchup?

by i like cats called ewan September 14, 2011

brown envelope

An envelope made of brown paper.

"Yo dawg, this bitch sent me a brown envelope with a letter on the inside!"

by frank1678 November 25, 2013

Brown John Henry

A brown John Henry is when you get shit on your hand and you smear it on the wall of a public restroom.

When I wiped my ass I got shit on my hand, so I left a brown John Henry.

by Black008 September 3, 2013

Brown Door Knob

A sexual act in which someone poops into their hand and then massages their partners penis in a violent twisting motion, as if they were trying to turn the knob of a locked door.

Person A: "Wow, that was the best brown door knob I ever had! Next time can you stick your house key into my dick?"

Person B: "Oh.. so you want your knob unlocked? ;)"

Person A: "No...I just like putting small objects in there while its covered in poop."

Person B: "Oh...I see.."

by Renegade0894 March 30, 2016