National Buy Someone a Hydroflask Day

The annual celebration of Hydroflasks and the spirit of giving! Designated day for someone to buy you a hydroflask:)

I would want a yellow hydroflask on National Buy Someone a Hydroflask Day this year.

by Anonymous...3210 May 19, 2021

National kiss a football player day

U have to kiss a football player

Wow u r good at football lemme kiss u because it’s National kiss a football player day

by Ifuckedyomomhahaherbackhurtin October 23, 2019

National Ask Maddy Out Day

On November 19th, you must ask maddy out right now. please shes lonely :(

hey maddy, its national ask maddy out day! wanna go out?

yes

by wettpaddies November 19, 2020

National I Want To Die Day

After you've been through the worst pain of your life so you decide your done.

Kyle:Man whats tomorrow?
Zephir: Oh its National I Want To Die Day.

by Zage Pseudonym October 3, 2020

National abuse short people day

(June 12th) Any type of abuse being used against short people

Person: Guess what?
Short person: What?
Person: June 12th, National abuse short people day >:)

by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020

National Send Nudes Day 3

This day occurs two days after the original National Send Nudes Day, on April 18th. This day is special because it occurs on April 20th, or commonly referred to as 4/20.

Guy #1: Shit bro! I completely forgot to send my girlfriend nudes two days ago!
Guy #2: Damn! Well today is 4/20, so you can blaze it up and send nudes today since its National Send Nudes Day 3.
Guy #1: Wow! What a great idea.

by TTG April 19, 2020

National Grab some Ass Day

On this day October 2nd of every year you shall slap, grab, touch, stroke, any 2 girls booty. This is a day that will be looked forwarded to and missed. If you go over the limit you shall be disqualified for the rest of your life from this national holiday

It’s National Grab some ass Day so let’s slap some booty.

by Jdonkeydick October 2, 2018