The act of shitting, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

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"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing?"

"Good morning and God bless Hila! "
by Jack o' Jackie April 10, 2018
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on god

A phrase someone will say when they are telling the absolute truth and being completely honest
by dakota mosh July 2, 2021
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God

Person a: god is not real

Person b: look up waluigi
by A normie July 17, 2018
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God

A giant, bearded man that lives in Heaven, The Sky. He has started a cult with over TWO BILLION global members. (Apparently, they are all named Christian.). He has around seven billion kids(unconfirmed). The most famous of which is Jesus H. Christ. He is named in this infamous quote, "Welcome to bible study, we're all children of Jesus . . Kumbaya my Loord." Jesus was birthed in a barn by Mary Christ. His birth was documented in 'The Bible'. To quote the book,("I brought you Frankincense." "Thank you." "I brought you Myrrh." "Thank you." "Mur-dur!" "Huh...Judas..no!") he was bought gifts from strange animal herders.
by @freeshavacadoo000ontiktok February 5, 2021
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Man*god

A legend of north jersy,The one and only man god ,alias jersey Joe ,animal
Boy man*god really laid one on Dahlhaus
by Handzo March 31, 2021
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God of cuban

The unholy supporter of Cuban labor and or extreme addict to Cuban Cigars.
Yo! My mans killed that fool! He’s the god of cuban bruh!
by Krackalackin619 August 31, 2019
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God

Our kind and glorious lord who shine's light upon us in a dance of freedom and equali... Oh wait I am describing satan.
by The_Pentegram July 2, 2022
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