The act of shitting, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.
(created by h3h3)
(created by h3h3)
by Jack o' Jackie April 10, 2018

Shawty trifling, on god!
by dakota mosh July 2, 2021

by A normie July 17, 2018

A giant, bearded man that lives in Heaven, The Sky. He has started a cult with over TWO BILLION global members. (Apparently, they are all named Christian.). He has around seven billion kids(unconfirmed). The most famous of which is Jesus H. Christ. He is named in this infamous quote, "Welcome to bible study, we're all children of Jesus . . Kumbaya my Loord." Jesus was birthed in a barn by Mary Christ. His birth was documented in 'The Bible'. To quote the book,("I brought you Frankincense." "Thank you." "I brought you Myrrh." "Thank you." "Mur-dur!" "Huh...Judas..no!") he was bought gifts from strange animal herders.
Oh my God, you smell like shit.
by @freeshavacadoo000ontiktok February 5, 2021

by Handzo March 31, 2021

by Krackalackin619 August 31, 2019

Our kind and glorious lord who shine's light upon us in a dance of freedom and equali... Oh wait I am describing satan.
I don't care about God sorry not sorry.
by The_Pentegram July 2, 2022
