Hoot balls

the stench of ur sac after a good work out, hot day, sex, any physical or emotional activities involving ur balls and heat.

you open a your shorts and u smell something foul you say "HOOT!!!". bcuz ur balls smell so bad.




or when u smell must ass mixed together, dont be embarrased its just your hot sac. every! gets hoot balls eventually

by Quan's the original October 16, 2008

ball cooking

ball cooking, is delibrately not washing your balls for several days on purpose to make them stink. They cook in sweat and cum and pee for several days.

your crotch stinks like balls! are you ball cooking them for me?

by thegrog November 24, 2006

Total Balls

a negative for a total failure without seeming like a scrub for calling fail out loud. can also be a positive reaction to something awesome.

man did you see what Jim did yea it was Total Balls

by Mo Jack February 22, 2010

balls me

a combination of "fuck me" and "oh, balls!". Preferably screamed in the middle of a large crowd.

(Falling off of a chair) "BALLS ME!" (laughter erupts)

by Junglebook January 10, 2011

ball grasper

To grasp a persons balls of the same sex

To speak of ones name or speak of another male unconsistingly is ball grasping

Mr.dvst8 is a ball grasper

by can i live July 11, 2006

Breakfast Ball

The process of taking a nap shortly after waking up for the day.

Wow, looks like David took a breakfast ball today.

by olldadivad June 28, 2022

Mealy Balls

Pertaining to the presance of foul odor emminating from the male sexual organ.

She was going to give me oral stimulation, but the fragmentation of my testiculation was too horrible. I had mealy balls.

by Preston November 17, 2004