ill block every guy for u

fucking in love with you.

"ill block every guy for u, i only want you"
- i love her

by hesmineonly March 27, 2023

Gui

No sense of humor, and smells bad.

that neckbeard is a total gui.

by poisinfrog August 2, 2017

every guy has a unicorn

What dose it mean aaron

Guys wtf does "every guy has a unicorn" mean?

by Officer Height September 8, 2020

do a guy thing

To jack off, masturbate.

Stacy: What are you doing tonight?

Mark: I think I'm going to do a guy thing.

by bookworm001 December 23, 2016

Google, show me this guy's balls

A phrase said by someone who sees an attractive man on the internet and is so down bad for him that they instantly want to see him naked.

Friend: dude look at how hot this guy is!
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️

by TheresBugsUnderYourSkin January 1, 2024

TATs guy

A guy who likes Thighs ass and tits and can't decide between the three.

"Thighs,
Tits,
Or ass?"
"I'm a TATs guy"
"What's that?"
Yea TATs

"T for thighs
A for ass
T for tits"

by New world chad June 16, 2022

guy suarez

An ultimate check out. Leaves the scene without a trace, never checks in. Always seems to disappear from the group to go do other meaningless shit.

Anouk: Where the fuck did he go, I swear he was just here.
Darius: He checked out, pulled a guy Suarez.

by olivershaw45 May 1, 2019