When someone cuts there foreskin open while having sex, this can be very painful and very embarrassing
Did you hear that Ruben got a popped sausage when he Fucked Katie? Fuck that's embareasing, I heard he couldn't piss without aggonising pain for a week
by Rubenuben September 4, 2016
Get the popped sausagemug. by DSB1100 January 9, 2024
Get the popping on the wingmug. a bunch of mediocre white men in their 30s still writing songs about high school and kissing underage girls.
by twoheadedmother September 28, 2021
Get the pop punkmug. A popped egg** is a cataclysmic gym related event when a steroidal gym man gets a Humpty Dumpty Pump(ty) but instead of dumpting he pops like a microwaved egg. The peasant non-popped eggs look on with a combination of awe and terror.
**Not to be confused with “yoked” which literally, literally, has nothing to do with this!
**Not to be confused with “yoked” which literally, literally, has nothing to do with this!
Oy, look at me boiz, I’m a fu*#^ng popped egg!!!
Oy, look that fella there, he must of popped his egg!!!
The man writhed in pain as he realized what he had done — guffawing at his works in the mirror lathered in man sweat, he realized he had finally popped his egg.
Oy, ya better slow down on that lat pull down or ye may become a popped egg, Arrrr!!!
Oy, look that fella there, he must of popped his egg!!!
The man writhed in pain as he realized what he had done — guffawing at his works in the mirror lathered in man sweat, he realized he had finally popped his egg.
Oy, ya better slow down on that lat pull down or ye may become a popped egg, Arrrr!!!
by ShookWooker April 8, 2021
Get the Popped Eggmug. When you pour in instant chocolate pudding mix and milk into your partner's asshole, fuck them to get it all mixed evenly, then go under them and slurp it out of the orifice. When you're done, you smack your lips to make that 'pop' sound.
by Blechorous May 11, 2016
Get the Chocolate Puddin Popmug. When you oil up a garden fresh cob of corn and aggressively ram someone’s asshole with it. Then, afterward, you roast the corn over an open fire and share the resulting popcorn, drizzled heavily with steaming load of hot JIZz.
Did you hear about Jumbo Jim? He gave his buddy Ragtime Robert the Kehler Corn Pop last night. I didn’t even know he liked popcorn.
by Zirellryk November 24, 2021
Get the The Kehler corn popmug. by bogosuperelf November 20, 2020
Get the Rock and Popmug.