Shit Pirate

One who seeks out payment in the form of fecal matter. If payment is not provided post haste, it will be taken forcibly by means of a latex glove and a tabletop. On occasion a hook may be used.

Shit Pirate: "AAR, you owe me for that hamburger! Pass me your feces."

Frightened Industrial Engineering Professor: "Oh bullocks, a shit pirate and me without my Je-Fairy"

by Douches November 25, 2004

air shit

Fart, smells bad, it almost looks like a floating cloud of brown gas.

I floated an air shit in the lift.

by Erich ULner October 5, 2006

Shit Posting

Commonly known as unconstructive or unnecessary posts.

Recently known as #dotnet_discord-net in the Discord API guild. A channel that once was a learning and knowledge foundation for the unofficial (dot)net wrapper for Discord API. Now has become the home of shitty memes, and overcompensating star posts.

Example:
sarcasmloading: async voids, == true, Still's "voluntary" doc work, visual basic, ect...
Casino Boyale: Great shit posting mate, that is ABSOLUTELY hilarious, star post that!
`$"{nameof(AntiTcb)}"`: *facepalm*

by Duane_ July 16, 2018

Ramp that Shit

1. Exclamation usually used in games in which vehicles can be sent in flight by makeshift wedges and ramps. (i.e.: Grand Theft Auto games)

2. Exclamation roughly meaning, "Do it."

3. Exclamation stating that you would have sexualt relations with the object of the statement.

1. "C'mon man, go! Straight ahead! oh Oh OH! RAMP THAT SHIT!"

2. "Let's go guys, let's ramp this shit and win State!"

3. "Mmm-mmm! I would ramp that shit."

by Scottch on the Rox June 26, 2006

shit blivious

not focused,cant reda between the lines

i didnt understand i was shit blivious to the facts.

by dj jake da snake October 30, 2008

shitting into the wind

The art of arrogantly discussing yourself. Such topics of discussion include your body shape, your achievements, and your penis size, in addition to your ability to shit into the wind. Wind Shitters (n) often post information to social media that no one else gives a shit about.

God I hate that guy, he is ALWAYS shitting into the wind.

by hooleeuhsuarez September 2, 2014

Shit the Goof

1. The act of shitting in Goofy's mouth. This is most easily accomplished by buying a Goofy hat from Disney World and promptly taking a dump on the underside. Optionally, you can send it to Disney headquarters.

2. An unusual euphemism generally referring to hanging out with friends and getting nothing useful done.

1. "Man, I'm so angry at those Direct-to-DVD Disney movies, I could just shit the goof."

2. "I've got nothing to do; want to shit the goof tonight?"

by El Fosk December 13, 2009