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Shit Pirate

One who seeks out payment in the form of fecal matter. If payment is not provided post haste, it will be taken forcibly by means of a latex glove and a tabletop. On occasion a hook may be used.
Shit Pirate: "AAR, you owe me for that hamburger! Pass me your feces."

Frightened Industrial Engineering Professor: "Oh bullocks, a shit pirate and me without my Je-Fairy"
by Douches November 25, 2004
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Shit Posting

Commonly known as unconstructive or unnecessary posts.

Recently known as #dotnet_discord-net in the Discord API guild. A channel that once was a learning and knowledge foundation for the unofficial (dot)net wrapper for Discord API. Now has become the home of shitty memes, and overcompensating star posts.
Example:
sarcasmloading: async voids, == true, Still's "voluntary" doc work, visual basic, ect...
Casino Boyale: Great shit posting mate, that is ABSOLUTELY hilarious, star post that!
`$"{nameof(AntiTcb)}"`: *facepalm*
by Duane_ July 16, 2018
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shit snail

Some who leaves trails of shit all over the toilet, in the toilet bowl, toilet seat and on the rim of the toilet.
Adam, what a shit snail! Everytime he shits he leaves trails of shit behind.
by my little wings September 25, 2009
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mouse shit

That annoying black crap that collects under your computer mouse (if you don't use a mouse pad.) What is it and where does it come from??
When my mouse isn't moving smoothly, I clean the mouse shit off the underside and it works much better.
by shutupbecky April 14, 2010
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Shitting Bumwank

The collective noun for people who make reactionary, ill-thought-out and plain racist comments on news websites. Coined by Alex of the blog Speak You're Branes.
Have you seen the massive shitting bumwank of racists on the Telegraph site today?
by SYB Kelvin January 7, 2010
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Shit Shovel

That person, usually a girl that scurrys around picking up little pieces of conversation and spreading shit about people that they picked up by eavesdropping on other peoples conversations.
Judy: Hey guys did you hear about Brian and Wendy?

Jake: Shut up you shit shovel.
by t.o028096 November 26, 2009
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shit run

When you've held in a shit so long that you have to run to the bathroom and barely make it on the toilet.
May or may not involve bad cases of diarrhea.
"OMGG!! Get out da way!! I'M SHIT RUNIN'!!!!"

"Dude, my mom got mad at me when I shit ran to the bathroom while we were having 'serious discussion'."

"Oh damn, I think I'm gonna have to shit run soon!"
by -lexiie December 3, 2009
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