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November 20th National Cum Jar day

Grab that Jar because it's November 20th! National Cum Jar Day!
by Wazerzapp November 19, 2021
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french my asshole and make me cum !

french my asshole and make me cum ! is what my roomie, Matt, says to me when he wants me to rim and tongue-fuck his asshole until he has a cumgasm.
Matt often says to me "french my asshole and make me cum !" -- so I do and he really moans!
by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021
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fuck like fuck like shit like cum

use it only when you fucking lost it at everything
*high pitched "fuck like fuck like shit like cum" noises*
by chickenwatermelon April 19, 2021
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what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest

wipe it off him and say you're sorry
what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest? wipe it off him and say you're sorry
by philsayshi1 November 20, 2013
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Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick

somehting really fun to call someone, gives u the sence of being more witted and better than your adversary
chris, ur a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick
by Orangechicken October 2, 2004
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A common phrase on sites such as Derpibooru, e621, Rainbooru and Rule 34 that means wanting to impregnate the character Rainbow Dash from the series My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic.
David: dude, I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash
Chad: fucking loser lmao
by SonicTheDankHog December 28, 2022
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Cum guzzling gutter slut monkey

Cum guzzling gutter slut monkey is a phrase that describes women in particular. It means that the woman described loves to give guys head and when they cum she swallows it. The woman is also as disgusting as the gutters ,aka slums, that you may find her in. This woman is also known to go through many men or even get paid to give heead. On the other hand this woman is also as ugly as a monkey.
Guy 1: Hey bro, you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah man. Why?

Guy 1: I hear she is a cum guzzling gutter slut monkey.

Guy 2: Really, well she must give good head. But why is she here?
Guy 1: She must be lost.
by Blademaster5197 October 15, 2014
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