Ass-beer

A can or bottle of beer stored in one's back pocket intended for protection and/or future consumption, usually in a party setting. see also: Double-ass beer and rear-beer

-let's peace out bro
-alright bro, I'm gonna grab an ass-beer for the road

by km8 January 1, 2010

ass hackler

a man who enjoys hackling another man's ass with unneeded and unnecessary "things."

Friend: "Phil is such an ass hackler."
other Friend: "Yea, he's into that weird shit."

by my first word October 22, 2009

Cliff Ass

A girl that has an ass that, rather than curving outward in any way, simply drops off, leaving no curvature from the back to the legs, at all angles; a non-assed being. The polar opposite of a badonkadonk.

"Hey, did you see Sharon in her tight jeans? What a Cliff Ass!"

"Yeah, you could put a ball on those cheeks and it wouldn't roll an inch."

by BallBuster3000 November 20, 2009

ass grunt

A fart that does not totally leave the body, running up and down the intestines and partially releases itself

I had some gabbage last night, now i have an attack of ass grunts

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

Ass Clown

A pompous and inconsiderate person suffering from illusions of importance and grandeur. This person may also exhibit general hostility toward others and display an air of genuine douche baggery if confronted. Such person may make reference to him/herself by using the third person.

Ex: The dude who drives the blindingly yellow Porsche convertible that double-parks each day in the filled to capacity parking garage is a real Ass Clown!

Ex: The dude who just spilled beer on a group of old ladies while plowing through three kids to catch that foul ball at the Royals v. Blue Jays spring training game is a real Ass Clown!

by EPWONG April 14, 2011

Ass Gravel

A severe form of butt cellulite, most likely fatal.

That girls got some BIG Ass Gravel!

Crusty crust.

by crustycrust December 9, 2010

Ass Meaner

Adj. Deprived from the two phrases "Ass Hole" and "Meaner". Used as an insult for someone who is excessively and unnecessarily mean. Used when wanted to insult someone but not wanting to sound too harsh or bitchy.

Jack: "You're such a loser."
Karly: "Wow Jack, you're such an ass meaner."

by rowingislife December 14, 2010