Joe Stanley

A blonde 16 year old spastic who supports west ham BUBBLES

Stop being a joe stanley

by biggman1990998888 November 24, 2022

Joe lobb

An incredibly fat human being or thing

Jesus what a joe Lobb

by Jackaustin222 November 11, 2020

Joe Quinned

To do one of the following things while drinking:

1) Lose your phone
2) Lose your wallet
3) Lose your wallet and phone and post about it on Facebook
4) Wake up at home and not remember how you got there without your phone or wallet
5) Pass out in random places for a few hours then disappear
6) Get blackout drunk before the sun goes down

"I got so Joe Quinned last night I need to find my Jeep then go to the bank to get a new card and the Sprint store to get a new phone."

"I would call you but I Joe Quinned my phone last night."

"I was Joe Quinned by 3pm yesterday I dont remember how I got home."

by Jingles15 July 07, 2013

Oklahoma Joe

Throwing a newborn baby into a river and letting the fucker go where he may

"Jenny gave her nephew the ol' Oklahoma Joe last year"

by Ollieverrr November 24, 2020

New Jersey Sloppy Joe

A Sloppy Joe where you have your friend cum inside the sandwich. This is because just like in New Jersey, you can't pump your own gas.

"Dude my friend hooked me up with a New Jersey Sloppy Joe, and I didn't need any protein supplements today!"

by Sevadonn March 09, 2019

Joe close

Joe close is a man that is alway late because he's dopey. His favourite saying is "dis guy" and gets annoyed with Sam for saying "bare mandem".

Leave a friend after a day out with out saying. And hasn't had a hair cut is 14 months he must be a Joe Close

by Dis.guy_ October 25, 2016

Joe Wong

The most optimistic guy you can find on planet earth.

Look it's Joe Wong, I always get motivated around him, he's always looking at life in a happy way.

by Coffee and chat committee March 07, 2023