John

Good person

Defined john is a calm and Campos and trust everyone easily

by anonymous November 24, 2021

John Wick

the new phrase to replace jesus christ

some people, John Wick, do they ever shut up

by -Dat Mental Gamer- May 17, 2025

John gonzales

Short for Buford Samuel Humpindinkle or a little boy who’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

She has a John gonzales milkshake

by Papi chulo * November 26, 2019

John Marquina

A person to laugh at any time with his noises and singing and his highly charming face

Oh Wow! You are such a John Marquina

by Urban Dictionary May 1, 2018

John

Dumb bitch
(@senor_pollo__ on insta, for more dumb bitch energy)

"Bro stop, you're acting like a john."

by Bwoccoli February 11, 2020

John and Kylee

John and Kylee are the perfect people for eachother! If you’re a John and you find a Kylee, make her yours, she is everything you need and want, even if you don’t completely understand it. Remember all of those times she made you smile, and all of those times she reassured you, SHE CARES ABOUT YOU LIKE NO OTHER PERSON WILL! Make her yours before you lose her, if she’s not yours already, you’re gonna lose her if you don’t tell her how you feel! If you think you’re in love with another, but this definition made you think about Kylee, even a little bit, HURRY UP BEFORE YOU LOSE THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPEN TO YOU!

Best friend 1: “WOW, John and Kylee are finally together!”
Best friend 2: “Took them long enough.”

by Thepersonthattellsyoutostfu December 26, 2021

John Stamos

A guy who's mother told him that Santa Claus brought him into this world for everyone.

That guy John Stamos still not only believes in Santa Claus, but he thinks that it's true that Santa Claus brought him as something for everybody, the most popular thing under the tree.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021