by SloopYB00by June 29, 2017

Guy the Third is excessively tall. He is allergic to bees, trees and grass, so essentially all of nature itself. Guy is very creative and intelligent. He has a lovely smile and is great at filmmaking, editing and color-coding spreadsheets (even when it's unnecessary). Guy is devoted to his partner and cats as well as his Mentor, Brian (who is an immortal badass). Guy sometimes hears things differently than how it is told to him. Probably a bi-product of millennialism. But all in all, he is a great Guy. He literally is Guy.
What's with all these colors on the spreadsheet? You really Guy Simpson 3 (Guy'd) the shit out of them.
by Bwian The First November 29, 2021

The nickname for the mountain climber on "The Price is Right" pricing game "Cliff Hangers." Also known as Hans, Fritz, "The Price is Right Mountain Climber," and Hans Gudegast.
by anonymous March 31, 2022

by Lejon Brames June 7, 2025

A pleb that plays Xbox with Aivariux who is an absolute swaglord who totally does sex a lot (trust me)
Person 1:”who’s that neek who looks like a malnourished acorn?”
Person 2:”that’s just Lazer Guy don’t worry”
Person 2:”that’s just Lazer Guy don’t worry”
by Aivariux April 17, 2022

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by MrMaddddd March 7, 2020

noun. A covert operative for the Central Intelligence Agency, MI6, and/or Mossad.
Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.
Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.
by BonerMasterMick2 May 6, 2021
