guy

A person who when with girls and not others friends is a nice and caring person. But when with his friends is a total different person. They because a person who tries to be cool and fit in. They also when a girl talks to them they try to roast them. But by thenselves and with girls they tend to care about them and what they think.

Guy 1: hey there’s your girlfriend.

Guy 2: hey Ellie

Guy 3: did you hear Ellie got a a+ on her math test because she cheated off of josh(smartest kid in class)
All guys: laughing

Later

Guy 2: hey just wondering how did you do on the math test
Ellie: I completely flunked it. I got a D- on it
Guy 2: oh I’m really sorry I hope you do better on the next one

by Annyomis April 22, 2018

COLUMBUS GUYS

Introducing Columbus Guys. The douchiest, self absorbed, nastiest dudes you’ll ever meet. Half of all Miami girls want to fuck them just because it’s the hype. Literally any girl, Lourdes girls, st Brendan girls, reef girls, etc... will fuck a guy from Columbus, and by any guy I mean even the ugliest motherfucker you can possibly imagine. On the bright side there are some Columbus guys who are actually really fuckin cool.

Columbus Guys
Girl 1: hey have you seen Jeremy from Columbus?!
Girl 2: the really ugly one?
Girl 1: BRO HES SO FUCKING FINE, I can just see past the ugliness
Girl 2 (normal human): girl ikyfl...

by St Brendan April 26, 2019

Guy-Aurèle

A guy who lost himself many times with a caddie, also a mathematician.

Guy-Aurèle is a very clever guy, however, he lost himself again.

by Nawakah August 27, 2017

when a guy wiggles his tongue

Oral sex. When a guy wiggles his tongue at you, it implies that he wants to have oral.

Don't you hate it when a guy wiggles his tongue? So weird.

by !! gObdjrfhyhffyf July 2, 2022

That guy

a guy who no one really likes but he's just there

''you know that guy''.

''ya''

by that guy5301 April 30, 2019

do a guy thing

To jack off, masturbate.

Stacy: What are you doing tonight?

Mark: I think I'm going to do a guy thing.

by bookworm001 December 23, 2016

guy suarez

An ultimate check out. Leaves the scene without a trace, never checks in. Always seems to disappear from the group to go do other meaningless shit.

Anouk: Where the fuck did he go, I swear he was just here.
Darius: He checked out, pulled a guy Suarez.

by olivershaw45 May 1, 2019